August 17, 2019, 10:26 PM
nhtagmemberAnd Then There is This... (humor)
A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
Station- "Have you arrested the woman?"
Office- "Not yet. The floor's still wet."
August 17, 2019, 10:43 PM
tigereye313August 18, 2019, 05:19 AM
Jman78Nice.
August 18, 2019, 08:48 AM
WarhorseAn oldie, but a goodie!
August 18, 2019, 01:09 PM
flashguyA very wise officer.
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August 18, 2019, 01:14 PM
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August 18, 2019, 07:31 PM
nhtagmemberA new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case you hear the cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasant aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.