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A very bearded Christmas song: “Grab the Mince Pies”

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December 15, 2023, 01:19 PM
Sig2340
A very bearded Christmas song: “Grab the Mince Pies”


LYRICS (IF YOU LIKE A SING SONG):

Waking up at seven thirty
Mum's just gone and burnt the turkey
The last thing I saw were the smoke fumes
And Grandma running to the rescue
Grandma's running to the rescue
What're we gonna do Christmas dinner's ruined
It'll be fine trust me

Just grab the mince pies it'll be alright
Sit down forget the gravy
Some shots with my sister
We're pretty hammered
But stuff it it's Christmas time now

Dad's half cut and now he's dancing
While Lindsey wipes out all the candy
Grandad's talking 'bout the army
While mum makes up the bacon sarnies
When my dad's on the sesh he's barmy
What're we gonna do the Christmas tree's ruined
It'll be fine trust me

Just grab the mince pies it'll be alright
Sit down forget the gravy
Some shots with my sister
We're pretty hammered
But stuff it it's Christmas time now

Pass me another portion
That Christmas day was awesome

So grab the mince pies it'll be alright
Sit down forget the gravy
Some shots with my sister
We're pretty hammered
But stuff it it's Christmas time now



Adam is a professional competitive eater who travels around taking on “Eat This And…” challenges.

He’s quite entertaining, but I really liked the sentiment of this Christmas song.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 15, 2023, 02:43 PM
Pistolria
That was very cool! Thanks for posting.

I really enjoy his channel too.
December 15, 2023, 07:01 PM
mrvmax
His channel is amusing, I can't figure how people can eat so much.

FYI all the proceeds from his video is donated. The video states that but some might now watch til the end.