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In today's edition of "You're not too bright, are ya?"...

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April 18, 2017, 08:50 AM
parabellum
In today's edition of "You're not too bright, are ya?"...
...this guy.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...ones-police-say.html

Coachella revelers used the “Find My iPhone” app to track down an alleged phone thief during the festival over the weekend, California police said.

The music fans followed Reinaldo De Jesus Henao around the grounds until he was detained by security workers at the event, Indio police said. Police said they found more than 100 cellphones in Henao’s backpack.

“A bunch of people activated their ‘find my phone’ and pointed at, ‘Hey, it’s that guy, my phone, my dot, it’s moving with that guy,’ ” Indio police Sgt. Dan Marshall said

Henao, 36, of New York, was arrested on suspicion of grand theft and possession of stolen property, the Los Angeles Times reported.

Police said several phones were returned and the others were left at the lost and found.


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April 18, 2017, 09:22 AM
SIG4EVA
Great story and ending. Too bad he won't have a hand chopped off.


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April 18, 2017, 09:32 AM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
Great story and ending. Too bad he won't have a hand chopped off.


Chop lower. Prevent breeding.





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April 18, 2017, 09:41 AM
darthfuster
Doesn't look like very much of him is de Jesus..
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April 18, 2017, 12:33 PM
YooperSigs
Can you hear me now?


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April 18, 2017, 02:13 PM
just1tym
Hey...well done Jesus, after all..



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April 18, 2017, 02:21 PM
Krazeehorse
My son worked in an Apple store for several years. Once in awhile an iphone would get stolen but they almost always found them. He also helped recover a stolen laptop. The owner came into the store because he received an email that indicated his stolen laptop was going to be worked on at my son's store. When the laptop came in my son told the person that brought it in he needed to work on it in the back a few minutes. He went back and called the pd and they came in and got the guy.


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April 18, 2017, 05:48 PM
Surefire
To think, all he had to do was turn them off.....




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April 19, 2017, 09:05 PM
rburg
quote:
Originally posted by Surefire:
To think, all he had to do was turn them off.....


Read the thread title. He wasn't very bright. In other news, I wonder what his citizenship is. But we shouldn't ask that because it might offend them.


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April 19, 2017, 09:12 PM
dwright1951
Nope chop higher, say right below the chin, solves both problems!
April 19, 2017, 09:47 PM
Sigmanic
"Scourge" best describes this man and members of his chosen profession. They're like a disease or insect infestation.
April 19, 2017, 10:14 PM
Edmond
Too bad they didn't stomp his guts out, piece of shit.


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April 19, 2017, 11:52 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by Edmond:
Too bad they didn't stomp his guts out, piece of shit.
Yep, I was a bit disappointed in the lack of a paragraph describing the epic beat down this guy got by police and the crowd.


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April 20, 2017, 12:12 AM
Thayer
Should have been arrested for impersonating a human being.