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I'm 1/8th Cherokee .... I get my reparations first and after 'we' (us natives) get ours we'll decide what anyone else gets.


My Native American Name:
"Runs with Scissors"
 
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I have a color TV. Where MY free shit?


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I identify as a black female even though I am a white male, where's my check you white devils.
 
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Since my father told me a crow shit me out on a fence post and the sun hatched me. I am either half black or half Native American, depending on which crow he meant.


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The Moors raised havoc in the Slavic countries throughout the Middle Ages - "intermarrying" i.e. raping as they went. So we likely have a few points of the mother blood.

Reparations? Like for centuries of serfdom?
 
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I love how people who were never slave owners are supposed to pay people who were never slaves. Roll Eyes
 
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I'm 1/8th Cherokee .... I get my reparations first and after 'we' (us natives) get ours we'll decide what anyone else gets.



does that mean you can open a casino on your land?



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My girlfriend is 1/512 Cherokee, got a card from the Bureau of Indian Affairs and everything. This entitles me to make jokes about Indians, because even though I don't have any native in me, I've been in some native.


Marry her. Seriously. Establish a company under her and start scoring government contracts. Between Women Owned Business incentives and the Native American "Set Aside" programs it would be the next best thing to free money. The only way to make it any more lucrative would be if she was also a combat disabled Vet.


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A shooting pal of mine who is now resident in the USA, Rudolfus van Skalkwijk, a hulking 6ft+ ex-Sarth Efrican from Natal Province, enjoys telling people that he is Afro-American, which, of course, is nothing less than the truth.
 
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Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.


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Marry her. Seriously. Establish a company under her and start scoring government contracts. Between Women Owned Business incentives and the Native American "Set Aside" programs it would be the next best thing to free money...


Maybe. My daughter is 1/8 Indian (Cherokee, I think) as my wife's dad is 1/2. Anyhow, when she started college (2008) we thought we'd get some of that free shit. My wife was told our daughter could not get anything as she had to be a member of a recognized tribe.

The rules may differ for those govt set asides and the 8A program.
 
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Does this mean I can get some from the various aristocrats that held my ancestors in bondage?

Hell, everyone’s ancestors were someone’s chattel, and chattel owners.
 
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Tax, I hope he screws with people constantly. A friend, pasty Limey that he is, was born in Johannesburg, and had an RSA passport - and ALWAYS put down African American.

I should have tried to get him to apply for minority scholarships.
 
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I was all set for my portion of reparations too. Then I did the ancestry test and found out not even one per cent in my family line. Also family rumors were Cherokee lineage too. Nope! I guess my ancestors were just not that adventurous.*s*



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