Ha! We should cough up for Marvin's bail so he can take another shot at him.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
September 22, 2023, 01:29 PM
oddball
Got this video from Paul's gofuckme page, so far $990. Here he is doing an imitation of a speed bump.
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Ha! I had to watch it a couple of times. It looks like he disappears after being struck but homey is taking a ride on the hood.
That boy is a shit magnet.
September 22, 2023, 02:08 PM
trapper189
He changed his name because he was afraid he was going to get hit from the right. He’s a regular Nostradamus. Of course he’ll have to change his name again. Speed Bump would be a good one.
Watching the video full screen and scrolling it back and forth, I swear the rear tire of the vehicle runs over the upper half of his body. That cat’s got nine lives.
September 22, 2023, 02:17 PM
Augen
My day just got a bit brighter.
September 22, 2023, 02:20 PM
HRK
Gheez he is a magnet for crap.
September 22, 2023, 02:20 PM
calugo
It pays to look both ways before crossing the street. Im surprised more people aren't hit by cars the way i see people step out without ever looking.
September 22, 2023, 02:44 PM
Rick Lee
Looks like the docs worked wonders on his arm after Kyle shot him. I thought he'd be forever disfigured. Well, now maybe he will be.
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September 22, 2023, 02:47 PM
P220 Smudge
Boy missed some lessons growing up. "Don't point guns at people unless you're going to shoot" them is right up there in common sense with "look both ways before you cross."
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September 22, 2023, 03:13 PM
Russ59
After getting shot by Kyle and ran over by a career criminal, you'd think he would have a "come to Jesus" moment.
Apparently not.
P229
September 22, 2023, 03:26 PM
Scuba Steve Sig
Cool Karma, I'm in!
September 22, 2023, 03:27 PM
911Boss
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
September 22, 2023, 03:28 PM
Balzé Halzé
You know he was lying there on the pavement after everything was quiet again and just thought to himself, "fuck my life."
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
September 22, 2023, 03:36 PM
Powers77
Probably needs to start yet another Go F Me for his next name change.
September 22, 2023, 03:38 PM
tatortodd
So Misty / Speedbump became infamous by deservedly getting shot during a BLM riot. Pretty ironic that the hit and run driver is a black man.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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September 22, 2023, 03:51 PM
Rightwire
Looks like he was just crossing the street and got tagged by a vehicle trying to cut a corner around that stopped car. I highly doubt the driver was a 'right wing extremist' out to get him.
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September 22, 2023, 04:11 PM
Patriot
Reminds me of that guy played by Eric idle in European vacation.
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