Can’t make this shit up. Pun intended

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/ind...eved_himself_un.html

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say

By Alex Napoliello anapoliello@njadvancemedia.com,NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
Updated 1:46 PM; Posted 11:03 AM
Kenilworth superintendent Thomas Tramaglini was defecating by the Holmdel High School football field on a daily basis, according to police. He was charged Monday with lewdness, littering and defecating in public. ()
The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said.

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen. He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested.

Track coaches and staff at Holmdel High School told the district's resource officer that they found human feces on or near the football field and track daily, Holmdel police said in a statement Thursday.

School employees began monitoring the area and on Monday police arrested Tramaglini at 5:50 a.m., according to Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi.

Tramaglini is also charged with lewdness and littering. He is due in municipal court in Holmdel at 8:15 a.m. Monday to answer the charges.

Tramaglini has taken a paid leave of absence from his $147,504 a year job in Kenilworth. Leave can only be unpaid if a person is indicted or faces tenure charged, the district said, citing state law.

Tramaglini replaced Superintendent Scott Taylor who resigned in August 2015. Tramaglini previously served as Chief Academic Officer in Keansburg and also held positions in Plumsted and Freehold Borough.

Tramaglini is also a part-time lecturer for the Rutgers Graduate School of Education, according to public records. A Rutgers spokesman didn't immediately comment on the charges.

No one answered the door at Tramaglini's home on Thursday.

NJ Advance Media staff writer Jeff Goldman contributed to this report.

Alex Napoliello may be reached at anapoliello@njadvancemedia.com. Follow him on Twitter @alexnapoNJ. Find NJ.com on Facebook.

Well hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go...

What a dumbshit.

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Originally posted by Dusty78:
his $147,504 a year job in Kenilworth.

Seems like a shit load of money for a school superintendent.

They are worried about guns when they have psychos like that around their kids?

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Originally posted by italia:

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Originally posted by Dusty78:
his $147,504 a year job in Kenilworth.

Seems like a shit load of money for a school superintendent.

That's actually a pretty tame number for a New Jersey school superintendent.