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Most useless thing I’ve ever seen (designer dumbbells)

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October 04, 2023, 05:55 PM
Aglifter
Most useless thing I’ve ever seen (designer dumbbells)
https://www.paragonstudio.co.u...t/diabolo-dumbbells/
October 04, 2023, 06:01 PM
Ronin1069
I literally stopped reading at this point:

Our award-winning Diabolo Dumbbells are a result of almost 8 years of experience within the superyacht…


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October 04, 2023, 06:19 PM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
I literally stopped reading at this point:

Our award-winning Diabolo Dumbbells are a result of almost 8 years of experience within the superyacht…
Must have been grueling! Eight years on a yacht? Poor soul.
October 04, 2023, 06:22 PM
Hound Dog
They are probably the nicest weights I've ever seen. Probably would fit right in on a super yacht. . .

Of course, my yachting days are - wait, I've NEVER had 'yachting days.' Guess I'm not the target market. Smile



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October 04, 2023, 06:33 PM
nhracecraft
Even IF you wanted them, imagine the freight cost to ship weights from Europe...


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October 04, 2023, 07:08 PM
Johnny 3eagles
You don't ship them, you power up the yacht and go get 'em! Smile





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October 04, 2023, 07:10 PM
vthoky
quote:
All dumbbell related emissions annually are offset plus 10%, meaning these are the world’s first Carbon Negative dumbbells!


Well, how about that! Big Grin

Never in my life would I have considered the carbon footprint of my dumbbells....




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October 04, 2023, 07:22 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Is designer workout gear available to match the weights?
October 04, 2023, 08:42 PM
comet24
To each his own. Beside the price I found this interesting.

These luxury free weights should be handled with care and, as with all weights, must not be dropped. Heavy impact against a hard floor surface could cause the wood handles to split, and misalignment of the central metal rod.


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October 05, 2023, 06:17 AM
tacfoley
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
quote:
All dumbbell related emissions annually are offset plus 10%, meaning these are the world’s first Carbon Negative dumbbells!


Well, how about that! Big Grin

Never in my life would I have considered the carbon footprint of my dumbbells....


I reckon they have about the same carbon footprint as one of my teaspoons.
October 05, 2023, 06:37 AM
sig2392
I have heard dropping weights on teak floors makes a lot of work for the crew.

For only $4458 they can be yours.

You are paying your crew anyway.
Why worry? Roll Eyes
October 05, 2023, 07:14 AM
Vgex
I feel like this is another money laundering scheme. Corporate brand name buys alibaba/temu stuff to put their "premier" shell company logo on. Sells branded stuff at hyper-inflated costs to company-owned yacht/hotels/villas using investor money. Pockets the difference.

The ability for consumers to purchase is mere pageantry.
October 05, 2023, 09:10 AM
bendable
When the road runner cars came out ,
Way back in the 1900's
I thought that that rear giant "wing" looked kinda nifty.

After some research I found out that they were just silly visual affects.

There was nothing about the dimensions ,mounting or aerodynamics that would be beneficial.

And even if they put a correct wing or foil on,
it wouldn't start offering handling benefits until speeds over 115 m.p.h.

But yeah it was kinda cool looking.
Now days they could put a brake light and camera on it





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October 05, 2023, 10:04 AM
bobtheelf
They're for people who want to show off their workout equipment, not use it.
October 05, 2023, 10:06 AM
smschulz
Not surprising albeit not useless but just a misuse of resources except for those who can afford it.
Some people have Gold Plated Toilets too ~ same deal. Roll Eyes
October 05, 2023, 10:12 AM
HRK
If you got the scratch, why not.....

Now how about those 24K gold Apple Watches that sold for $17K, that are now obsolete and no longer upgradeable software wise.

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October 05, 2023, 11:39 AM
gpbst3
It seems to me if you were designing weights to be used on a boat they would not be round and have the ability to roll away.


October 08, 2023, 01:06 AM
Aglifter
And say made out of marine bronze/a solid casting so as to limit corrosion….
October 08, 2023, 08:16 AM
kho
I now understand the source of the term dumbbell as applied to people.
October 08, 2023, 07:21 PM
Fredward
Interesting. I use Ironmaster weights because the plates are square. They stay pretty much where I put them, and if they don't I have much bigger problems. As a former San Franciscan, I know of which I speak.