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A Police Dept. with a sense of humor  Police in Indiana are warning residents to lay off the crime as extremely cold temperatures are expected to permeate the area. "All crime and illegal activities in Noblesville and the surrounding areas, will be prohibited until further notice," the Noblesville Police Department jokingly wrote on Facebook. "If you fail to comply with this notice there is a possibility of a fine or even jail time." The National Weather Service issued a wind chill warning in the Indianapolis area from 10 p.m. ET Tuesday until 1 p.m. ET Thursday. "Dangerously cold wind chills" are expected in the area with wind chill as low as -45 degrees below zero. Meteorologists warn that such conditions "could cause frostbite on exposed skin in as little as 10 minutes." Noblesville police said that once the hazardous weather conditions improve, they will "be sending out a formal notice via certified mail when illegal activities can resume." "If you do not receive your formal notice you cannot participate in any criminal endeavors," the department joked. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ind...ime-during-cold-snap | ||
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quarter MOA visionary |
It is a testament to GUN FREE ZONES.  | |||
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 --------------------- DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!! "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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Too clever by half |
Might work better to announce all incarceration will be alfresco. "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Mother nature may be the most effective crime prevention for the next few days. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Wait, what if we make crime illegal all of the time? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Don't be silly. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Sounds crazy, but it just might work! | |||
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Well, it is in "Noblesville" after all. ========================================== Just my 2¢ ____________________________ Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ♫♫♫ | |||
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Ammoholic |
Do you have any idea how much a crazy idea like that might cost?!?! Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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No no no. Start requiring a permit to commit crimes. Must apply in person at the police department, fee due at time of application. Go from there... Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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You mean Nobletucky! | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Nah, they just switch to committing different types of crime. Folks will be staying indoors, getting drunk/high, arguing, and beating on each other. (Property crime goes down in bad weather, but domestics go up.) | |||
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Prepared for the Worst, Providing the Best |
Yeah, but since everybody's shut up inside with their furnace blowing full blast, nobody else can hear it. Unless they call on themselves, we're not gonna hear about it. And hopefully if it gets really out of hand, nobody finds the mess until day shift! | |||
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No way. You can't legislate morality. . | |||
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Yeah, that might work. We made murder illegal and murder rates did......uh, never mind. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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