Well, that would suck…

That blows.

Yeah it might come back is what you tell your kid when they let go of their helium filled balloon.

It's one of those new boomerang tents. It'll come back.

For just a moment, I thought it was the Classified’s.
Could this be a sign?

It's probably with my lawn furniture umbrella.

When it does come back, Chuck Norris will be in it!

Multiple UFO sightings reported, Authorities are baffled no radar images reported.

What are those things called??? Oh yeah, tent stakes!

Even lowly tents have a right to high ambitions!



High Flight

By John Gillespie Magee Jr.
Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds,—and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of—wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air ....

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew—
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.