"If you build it, he will come." "He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!" "They’re here!”
October 28, 2017, 12:56 PM
GWbiker
"Lock and load"
"That'll be the day".
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
October 28, 2017, 05:15 PM
C-Dubs
quote:
I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
October 28, 2017, 06:48 PM
Floyd D. Barber
"There ARE no chicks with dicks, Johnny, only guys with tits!!"
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
October 28, 2017, 06:56 PM
rusbro
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Last day. Capricorn 15's. Year of the city - 2274. Carousel begins.
October 29, 2017, 06:51 AM
Ironmike57
Put the candle back.
October 29, 2017, 10:09 AM
XinTX
I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
_______________________ “The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” Ayn Rand
“If we relinquish our rights because of fear, what is it exactly, then, we are fighting for?” Sen. Rand Paul
October 29, 2017, 10:14 AM
Ozarkwoods
I traded the van for it straight up. I can get 70 miles to a gallon on this hog.
Should I wear my top up ...or down? Or up! Or possibly... tucked in?
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
October 29, 2017, 11:31 AM
bendable
quote:
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
good one rusbro
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
October 29, 2017, 11:42 AM
Gustofer
I want my two dollars!
________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
October 29, 2017, 11:59 AM
bionic218
From TV, but still memorable:
"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in, Skylar. I am not in danger . . . I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!"
quote:
Originally posted by equivet: coffee is for closers
Nice one.
October 29, 2017, 11:59 AM
Ricardokid11
" Go ahead and make my day ".
" May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am".
October 29, 2017, 01:03 PM
2012BOSS302
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?
He's gonna call call the cops!
He's not calling the....from a tree house!
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
October 29, 2017, 04:08 PM
mikeyspizza
Run! Forest! Run!!!
October 29, 2017, 04:12 PM
mikeyspizza
What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?
October 29, 2017, 04:27 PM
darthfuster
Could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo....
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
October 30, 2017, 12:01 PM
bendable
Mothers of River City, heed that warning before it's too late! Watch for the telltale signs of corruption! The minute your son leaves the house, does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime-novel hidden in the corncrib? Is he starting to memorize jokes from Captain Billy's Whiz-Bang? Are certain words creeping into his conversation? Words like "swell" and "so's your old man"? If so my friends, ya got trouble!
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Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
October 30, 2017, 12:08 PM
rusbro
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you!
Shall we play a game?
October 30, 2017, 12:13 PM
GWbiker
"What 'ya gonna' do with those pies, boys"?
Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
October 30, 2017, 12:18 PM
PASig
"You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?"
