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What rhymes with orange

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October 19, 2020, 09:50 AM
roarindan
What rhymes with orange
No it doesn't


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October 19, 2020, 09:59 AM
Copefree
Door-hinge


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October 19, 2020, 10:02 AM
Green Highlander
Scotch. It goes with everything.


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October 19, 2020, 10:21 AM
GrumpyBiker
4 more years .... ??



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October 19, 2020, 10:43 AM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by Copefree:
Door-hinge


Storage, forage, and porridge would also be close enough for most rhyming purposes.
October 19, 2020, 10:47 AM
BamaJeepster



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October 19, 2020, 11:42 AM
Pipe Smoker
And what rhymes with purple?

According to Roger Miller in “Dang Me”:

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun


Serious about crackers.
October 19, 2020, 12:19 PM
ftttu
https://youtu.be/gDoSl-M5tmM
https://youtu.be/gDoSl-M5tmM

I always remember back to H.R. Pufnstuf when it comes to this topic. “...there ain’t no rhyme for oranges.”


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October 19, 2020, 01:23 PM
lyman
It's a sometimes funny comic strip


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October 19, 2020, 01:34 PM
redstone
Clemson


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October 19, 2020, 01:41 PM
Krazeehorse
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
And what rhymes with purple?

According to Roger Miller in “Dang Me”:

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

You forgot nurple. Apparently you've never had one or you would remember.


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October 19, 2020, 02:21 PM
Ryanp225
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
And what rhymes with purple?


Nurple. Razz
October 19, 2020, 02:41 PM
NavyAgShooter
Orange you glad you started this thread?
October 19, 2020, 02:50 PM
sns3guppy
He forages in the porridge for an orange.
October 19, 2020, 03:04 PM
OKCGene
quote:
Originally posted by NavyAgShooter:
Orange you glad you started this thread?


Old Joke:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Repeat elebendy kilzion times.

Then finally:

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?

(Yeah, ok, it's a groaner, but you're going to pull this on the kids/grandkids and the dumb blondes)
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