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The UK has ruled the Swiss Army Knife is now a Knifeless tool

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May 09, 2024, 07:35 PM
mikeyspizza
The UK has ruled the Swiss Army Knife is now a Knifeless tool
"I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar, with a pencil."

Start stockpiling Ticonderogas.
May 10, 2024, 08:37 AM
Aglifter
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
I wonder how long it will be before they just start banning people all together.


Look at their native birth rate. They, essentially, have, as have all socialist nations, including our own.
May 10, 2024, 08:49 AM
GrumpyMCO
I was over in the UK for a week in January and they had a murder using a "zombie knife". It was wall to wall on every news program. They even rolled out noted expert Idris Elba to plead for the banning of zombie knifes. It was surreal.
May 10, 2024, 09:11 AM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
They also have to get of all trees, then. You can get pointy sticks from them.


Think what can happen with rocks.

People have used rocks to kill and maim.

For tens of millennia.

Clearly, then the Brits need to crush every rock into stone dust, including all of the basaltic, metamorphic, and sedimentary rock that underlies the UK.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 10, 2024, 09:38 AM
airsoft guy
Grabbers don't stop grabbing, it's just what they do, and England is a prime example. We just wanna ban this thing, then this thing, and a little of that, it's all just Commonsense™, and then before you know it Swiss Army Knives haven't got a knife anymore. Anybody who tells you they're gonna stop when things get "unreasonable" is either stupid, or a liar.



quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
May 10, 2024, 10:46 AM
wcb6092
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
Grabbers don't stop grabbing, it's just what they do, and England is a prime example. We just wanna ban this thing, then this thing, and a little of that, it's all just Commonsense™, and then before you know it Swiss Army Knives haven't got a knife anymore. Anybody who tells you they're gonna stop when things get "unreasonable" is either stupid, or a liar.


And the powers that do this know it will fix nothing but they can take away your pocket knife and laugh at you.


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May 10, 2024, 11:29 AM
Scooter123
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Originally posted by parabellum:
They still haven't corrected the first sentence of that article. Does that site have an editor, or do they just post it up without any editorial review?


It's was probably written by AI. Obviously when airplanes are designed by AI it would become obvious that Flying would be ill advised.


I've stopped counting.
May 10, 2024, 11:49 AM
egregore
Hands and feet - bare or shod - can be used to kill. They should outlaw shoes, boots and gloves, and when that doesn't work …

From Lancasters over Berlin, to this, in just three generations. Roll Eyes