Post em if you got em.
I'll start off.
Merry Christmas gents!

What does a 70 year old man and a Christmas tree have in common?

The wood is dead, and the balls are just for decorations...

Merry Christmas!!
Careful driving out there this holiday weekend. A lot of men are drinking and will have their wives drive them home. Heads on a swivel!

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Originally posted by sigmoid:
and the balls are just for decorations...

That reminds me. Last year I got some cheap jeans.

They’re just like a cheap motel.

No ball room…


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The local college down the road had to cancel their Christmas Pageant…

It seems they couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin…


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