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Vibrating Pill for Constipation Now Available

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February 10, 2023, 06:13 PM
fischtown7
Vibrating Pill for Constipation Now Available
After reading the reviews on Amazon for Sugarless Gummy Bears I am wondering why even bother inventing this.

Gummy bear reviews
February 10, 2023, 06:37 PM
tsmccull
Just hold one of those wireless phone chargers on your paunch to energize the vibrating mechanism. No need to swallow lead-acid automotive batteries!
February 10, 2023, 06:40 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
fter reading the reviews on Amazon for Sugarless Gummy Bears I am wondering why even bother inventing this.

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My GI doc loves to talk about Gummy bears. It is like a personal mission.
February 10, 2023, 08:44 PM
Southern Rebel
to paraphrase crockadile Dundy, Just stick a blowfly up your arse!
February 11, 2023, 07:49 AM
cruiser68
quote:
Originally posted by fischtown7:
After reading the reviews on Amazon for Sugarless Gummy Bears I am wondering why even bother inventing this.

Gummy bear reviews


Oh my fucking god I have not laughed that hard and long in quite a while. Those commenters have some serious writing ability. 59 and still laughing at toilet humor.
February 11, 2023, 07:59 AM
TBH
quote:
Originally posted by cruiser68:
quote:
Originally posted by fischtown7:
After reading the reviews on Amazon for Sugarless Gummy Bears I am wondering why even bother inventing this.

Gummy bear reviews


Oh my fucking god I have not laughed that hard and long in quite a while. Those commenters have some serious writing ability. 59 and still laughing at toilet humor.


15 gummy bears? Colonoscopy ready? That would be an improvement… But no more Colonoscopies for me.

Back to the vibrating pill, remote control? Weeeeeeeeeee…..


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February 11, 2023, 08:24 AM
Ripley
Wow, redefining date night. Cool



Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
February 11, 2023, 09:03 AM
12131
Bond treating his constipation.




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February 11, 2023, 02:46 PM
Joe123
quote:
The drug-free solution is designed for daily use. In a trial, the pill produced at least one additional weekly bowel movement for 41% of participants, compared to at least one additional bowel movement for 23% of participants who took a placebo pill.


So 18% chance of having one bowl movement for the seven times you took this pill over the effects of the placebo? Does not seem very effective.
February 11, 2023, 02:51 PM
ZSMICHAEL
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Depends on your bowel movement frequency. Too effective is a problem in and of itself. Maybe you should go with the gummy bears.