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FAA terminology changes-"Student" becomes "Learner"-"Cockpit" becomes "Flight Deck"

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July 10, 2020, 01:14 PM
jeffxjet
FAA terminology changes-"Student" becomes "Learner"-"Cockpit" becomes "Flight Deck"
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Damn. My flight instructor certificate is coming up on its two-year renewal. I'm seriously considering just letting it expire. I don't know how much more of the bullshit, up with which I want to put.


I let mine lapse long time ago. I already made the decision if I have to go back to instructing, I'm punching out.


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July 10, 2020, 01:15 PM
jeffxjet
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:


Is a hooker now a Horizontal Hostess of Recreation?


Horizontally Orientated Entertainer


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July 10, 2020, 01:29 PM
sigalert
Heard yesterday that some in the I.T crowd are trying to re-term “SLAVE” and “MASTER”.

I don’t program, but I can see that change being problematic.





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July 10, 2020, 01:36 PM
sns3guppy
quote:
Originally posted by jeffxjet:
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:


Is a hooker now a Horizontal Hostess of Recreation?


Horizontally Orientated Entertainer


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July 10, 2020, 01:41 PM
Sigmund
quote:
Originally posted by jljones:
I just wanted to let you know, we re all counting on you.


There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
July 10, 2020, 01:59 PM
Modern Day Savage
quote:
Originally posted by sigalert:
Heard yesterday that some in the I.T crowd are trying to re-term “SLAVE” and “MASTER”.

I don’t program, but I can see that change being problematic.


There was a news article recently in which there are some realtors who refuse to now use the term, and are pushing to rename the master bedroom.
July 10, 2020, 02:30 PM
sns3guppy
Well, it just isn't appropriate to call it the submissive's bedroom.
July 10, 2020, 02:45 PM
craglawnmanor
I thought "flight deck" referred to the deck of an aircraft carrier. Does it have a new name now??


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July 10, 2020, 02:47 PM
Modern Day Savage
quote:
Originally posted by sns3guppy:
Well, it just isn't appropriate to call it the submissive's bedroom.


Well, depending on one's proclivities, it may be entirely appropriate. Big Grin
July 10, 2020, 02:50 PM
sns3guppy
Usually it belongs to the master.

It may explain why the cockpit right seat comes with hand cuffs and what looks suspiciously like a ball gag.

quote:
Originally posted by craglawnmanor:
I thought "flight deck" referred to the deck of an aircraft carrier. Does it have a new name now??


Yes.

"Pitchy thingy on top of the boat," or PTcubedB.
July 10, 2020, 02:52 PM
aileron
quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
Aileron - is that an 8-track cassette player on the left? Big Grin


Nope, there is a small Terra transponder, Alcor fuel flow totalizer, a square" Collins Nav receiver, a rare Collins "flat" com radio, and an ancient Northstar GPS on the bottom left... and my knobby knees.
July 10, 2020, 03:07 PM
WaterburyBob
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
"Cockpit" should be changed to "Schlong Vault"

I think Shepard Smith already has that copyrighted.



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July 10, 2020, 03:09 PM
ArtieS
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Damn. My flight instructor certificate is coming up on its two-year renewal. I'm seriously considering just letting it expire. I don't know how much more of the bullshit, up with which I want to put.


It's ok, I respond to "my young padawan".



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Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
July 10, 2020, 03:14 PM
4MUL8R
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockpit

Nothing to see here. Just history.


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July 10, 2020, 03:22 PM
nojoy
F-16 “flight deck”. LOL
That only works in the 747-8 I fly.
Razz
July 10, 2020, 03:54 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by Modern Day Savage:
There was a news article recently in which there are some realtors who refuse to now use the term, and are pushing to rename the master bedroom.


What's the replacement term?




God bless America.
July 10, 2020, 04:18 PM
Modern Day Savage
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
quote:
Originally posted by Modern Day Savage:
There was a news article recently in which there are some realtors who refuse to now use the term, and are pushing to rename the master bedroom.


What's the replacement term?


Don't know, as the news story didn't mention one, but I was curious about that myself. I guess it is more important to suddenly stop using a ubiquitous generally understood term, rather than finding a suitable replacement term first.
July 10, 2020, 04:35 PM
nhtagmember
hey Aileron - have you seen this?


July 10, 2020, 04:40 PM
Lefty Sig
When did public school teachers all start calling themselves "educators"?

Meanwhile software programmers have co-opted a bunch of BS names like "Chief Enterprise Architect". An Architect I know that went through the housing bust of 2008 got pissed that every job posting for an Architect was not for an actual Architect.
July 10, 2020, 05:02 PM
aileron
quote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
hey Aileron - have you seen this?



No, but it looks like an EZ or Berkut with more $$$ on the dash than my entire LongEZ is worth.