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What is this thing?

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January 28, 2019, 04:18 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
What is this thing?
It is a Pondo Stick (sometimes referred to as a "Pondo Poker" by the less sophisticated)...used by the ancient Etruscan Priests to find and treat piles (otherwise known as "hemorrhoids" (not to be confused with "herrhroids" which re-occurs monthly)...the "Pondo-stick" was to be lubed with pure emu oil (blessed by the Priests) to prevent discomfort as well as prevent itching of the sensitive areas when the probing was done...

The leather sheath is worth a bunch if it odorless...not common with Pondo Sticks (not many fit this description...most are stinky and crusty) just so you know.


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January 28, 2019, 04:45 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
Is it magnetic by any chance?
I was going to ask the same thing.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
January 28, 2019, 04:48 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
"The Nano Energy Wand looks like a pen, but its not. It contains 11 different natural minerals and crystals fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level intended to improve you health."

Hmmm. Looks like it's intended to improve your health in particular,,,areas.
In other words, it's a health hoax.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
January 28, 2019, 04:55 PM
f2
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Kubotan
what the courthouse guard thinks as they confiscate.
January 28, 2019, 07:48 PM
blueye
Don't smell it cause you never know. I bet it's from the future.