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Tesla Is Top Search On Pornhub Over Autopilot Porn Video

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May 10, 2019, 01:38 PM
Sigmanic
Tesla Is Top Search On Pornhub Over Autopilot Porn Video
It was only a matter of time. It's also only a matter of time before people get killed pulling this crap.


https://www.ibtimes.com/tesla-...t-porn-video-2790966
May 10, 2019, 01:42 PM
Sigmanic
Idiocy. Here's another article with this quote:

"We did have one scare where I hit the steering wheel and knocked it out of Autopilot mode. I wouldn’t recommend it since it is dangerous."


https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/09...sla-model-x-9463014/
May 10, 2019, 01:52 PM
rusbro
This one?

May 10, 2019, 02:33 PM
HRK
People have been screwing in moving vehicles since vehicles started moving.

Hell, BC probably tried to do it on the wheel as soon as he rolled off Thors lot..past the cute chick...


May 10, 2019, 05:26 PM
RichardC
Well, I am not going to pornhub to see what this nonsense is all about …
             



a second time.


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May 10, 2019, 05:34 PM
PD
I saw it Big Grin
Ain’t nothing that hasn’t been done before and no one got hurt
May 10, 2019, 06:28 PM
Otto Pilot
Nobody got any video. That wasn't me.


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May 10, 2019, 06:47 PM
RHINOWSO
Funny but in no way 'shocking' - a friend of mine tells the story of flying a plane to the Bahamas for a guy, a light twin engine. So he took a girlfriend along. Just the two of them.

Leveled off at altitude, Autopilot ON, the it was 'business time' to get the girl her "Mile High" check in the block, but done in such a way that he could still look forward / outside.

Wherever men and women can be together, they have had sex.
May 10, 2019, 06:49 PM
Skull Leader
Musk should have ignored this behavior. By responding to it he just encourages it.
May 10, 2019, 06:54 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
Wherever men and women can be together, they have had sex.

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I am glad to know that it is still the 1950s somewhere in the world. Is that a Hefner quote? I can see you with your pipe and smoking jacket.LOL
May 10, 2019, 07:02 PM
RHINOWSO
quote:
Originally posted by Skull Leader:
Musk should have ignored this behavior. By responding to it he just encourages it.
Nah, now the Silicon Valley nerds who can't get any ass will buy a Tesla and post about it on Tinder, thinking they will actually have a chance.

quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
quote:
Wherever men and women can be together, they have had sex.

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I am glad to know that it is still the 1950s somewhere in the world. Is that a Hefner quote? I can see you with your pipe and smoking jacket.LOL

You must be smoking the peace pipe or seeing into things, Shadow. Wink

It was an attempt to say in general terms, we've seen people fucking on the catwalks of Navy ships at night (Helo FLIR found em while looking for water leaks), disappearing into fan rooms for a quickie, and every other imaginable place.

Cars, planes, indoors, outside, your wife screwing the mailman on the kitchen table you're eating at right now, etc, etc. Wink
May 10, 2019, 07:04 PM
PD
quote:
Originally posted by Skull Leader:
Musk should have ignored this behavior. By responding to it he just encourages it.


Musk encourages people to have sex?
That’s hilarious Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
May 10, 2019, 07:06 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by PD:
quote:
Originally posted by Skull Leader:
Musk should have ignored this behavior. By responding to it he just encourages it.


Musk encourages people to have sex?
That’s hilarious Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


Well, It's not Elon. It's his much older brother Jovan....



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
May 10, 2019, 07:11 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
It was an attempt to say in general terms, we've seen people fucking on the catwalks of Navy ships at night (Helo FLIR found em while looking for water leaks), disappearing into fan rooms for a quickie, and every other imaginable place.

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Hmmm. You seem to have voyeuristic tendencies, and an active fantasy life.
May 10, 2019, 08:32 PM
RAMIUS
Not impressed. I did it while driving a buncha Times.
May 10, 2019, 08:42 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
Not impressed. I did it while driving a buncha Times

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On your lawnmower? I am impressed.
May 10, 2019, 08:46 PM
Ozarkwoods
Yeah everything is just fine and dandy until you hit a pot hole and the EMTs called have to clear her airway with a meathook! Eek


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May 10, 2019, 08:48 PM
RAMIUS
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
quote:
Not impressed. I did it while driving a buncha Times

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On your lawnmower? I am impressed.


It’s become a big deal in my neighborhood every Sunday. Razz
May 10, 2019, 09:12 PM
Aeteocles
Not sure how this is any more dangerous than trying to have sex while in a moving car that doesn't have autopilot.
May 10, 2019, 09:29 PM
comet24
Kids today need a self-driving car just to get a piece when going somewhere. Not impressed.

My first car was a manual transmission. Cool


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