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Naked Lady Steals Police Car

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June 14, 2022, 05:37 PM
maxwayne
Naked Lady Steals Police Car
Only in Chicago:

https://www.fox32chicago.com/n...crashes-on-west-side
June 14, 2022, 05:45 PM
RichardC
The woman later crashed the police car and was taken into custody, accordin

BUsted!


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June 14, 2022, 05:50 PM
ZSMICHAEL
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Only in Chicago:

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Nah more like a Floriduh story. Nobody shot.
June 14, 2022, 06:27 PM
tatortodd
One of the memorable things I learned from Sigforum’s LEOs is that the naked people you interact with are the people you don’t want to see naked. In other words, thankful for no pics

I wish the officer a speedy and complete recovery


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June 15, 2022, 12:51 AM
CPD SIG
Tatertodd, truer words have never been spoken.
27 years of playing "Cops and Robbers", one of the things I've come to realize is those that we have seen naked are the ones YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE NAKED!

I seen the video, and yeah, you don't want to see this naked one! Wink

On to the incident-
Shit show.
That's all I can say about it... One big fucking shit show. The Officer is lucky he didn't get hurt more than he did.

This Department is getting soft.
It's really starting to show. Way too many Cops are getting hurt, and worse.


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June 15, 2022, 08:43 AM
urbanwarrior238
Reminds me of the time Years and years ago. The call went out for a naked lady, wearing only socks at a busy intersection, motels on the corners. graveyard shift. After the call was dispatched, an Officer asked dispatch, what color socks? Of course everyone responded. True story.


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June 15, 2022, 03:53 PM
4MUL8R
Only in Chicago would the police superintendent wear sunglasses indoors for a press conference.


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June 15, 2022, 08:51 PM
MikeinNC
My police car had some a secret switch that kept you from stealing it…even while it was running….I guess they didn’t opt for that jewel when they bought po-po cars.


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June 15, 2022, 09:06 PM
mlazarus
Naked people, men or women, are always a minimum of 3 officers. There's a reason they're naked. And it rarely relates to heat or occupation.


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June 15, 2022, 09:42 PM
armored
I say let the bitch burn.
She damn near killed the Police officer, she would have if he slipped any further under the stolen police car. The video makes my stomach knot up.
It was an ambush that nearly cost that officer his life or livelihood. NOT FUNNY just because the skank was naked!
June 16, 2022, 08:15 AM
ZSMICHAEL
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Only in Chicago would the police superintendent wear sunglasses indoors for a press conference.

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He wants to be in Hollywood.