August 29, 2018, 11:42 AM
olfuzzy'Sexually frustrated' dolphin terrorizes tourists at French beach
Not the kind of news you see every day
More than 50 years after Flipper swam into our hearts, another bottlenose dolphin is now trying for our pants.
Officials in the seaside community of Landévennec have imposed a ban on swimming at the local beach after an especially amorous dolphin has been terrifying tourists with his unwanted displays of affection.
The “sexually frustrated” bottlenose dolphin, whom locals have nicknamed “Zafar,” has reportedly been rubbing up against small boats and attempting to push swimmers out of the water while “often clearly in a state of sexual arousal,” according to The Telegraph.
“Swimming and diving are banned on the village shoreline… whenever the presence of the dolphin is confirmed,” reads a new bylaw issued by Landévennec Mayor Roger Lars, per the Telegraph. “Approaching within 50 meters of the dolphin is also forbidden.”
"I took this decree to preserve the safety of people,” Lars told Ouest-France. “Bathers were very frightened. [Zafar] even raised a bather last Thursday, with his nose."
Another local report, published in Le Telegramme, says Zafar had prevented one woman from returning to the shore for so long, that she needed to be rescued by a boat.
Zafar isn’t exactly new to the harbor near Brest. Locals have spotted him swimming there for months, and interacting — peacefully and innocently — with students and sailors up until about a few weeks ago.
Dolphin researchers who spoke with The Washington Post added that Zafar’s behavior isn’t all that out of the ordinary for a “solitary social dolphin” in his situation, as he’s been separated from his species and now yearns for “social fulfillment” from humans.
A local lawyer has even threatened to have the village's ban overturned, arguing that instances of dolphin-related injuries are extremely rare, and that Lars is merely trying to “make dolphins look like ferocious beasts.
That said, experts feel the dolphin’s desire for “fulfillment,” while not out of the ordinary, can still be very harmful to humans.
"The dolphin is a wild mammal, it lives in a [group] normally, with precise social rules [and] will still seek contact, rubbing against boats, or people,” says Sami Hassani, a marine mammal specialist who spoke with Ouest-France.
"Without hurting, a stroke of the caudal fin can do a lot of damage," he added to Le Telegramme.
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/...at-french-beach.htmlAugust 29, 2018, 11:45 AM
LeemurDamn this MeToo thing keeps getting worse!

August 29, 2018, 11:53 AM
swordsmnThey call him flipper
"...no one you see... is hornier than he..."
Bud & Sandi Ricks.... had no idea
August 29, 2018, 11:59 AM
oddball"Zafar" is French for "Harvey".
August 29, 2018, 12:43 PM
arfmelThis is how mermaids came to be
August 29, 2018, 12:52 PM
BisleyblackhawkToss him a few puffer fish to squeeze on and that will mellow him down

August 29, 2018, 01:10 PM
RichardC"If it smells like fish … " --- Flipper, Episode 12, "Lady and the Dolphin", 1964.
August 29, 2018, 01:26 PM
ffipsFlogging the dolphin had to come from somewhere.
August 29, 2018, 01:55 PM
BigSwede
August 29, 2018, 02:46 PM
rusbroHe needs to find his special porpoise.
August 29, 2018, 03:04 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Damn this MeToo thing keeps getting worse!
#MeTuna
August 29, 2018, 03:11 PM
ffipsquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Damn this MeToo thing keeps getting worse!
#MeTuna
#MeShamoo
August 29, 2018, 03:21 PM
kz1000If the dolphin would wax more, he would calm down...
August 29, 2018, 03:37 PM
RichardC"Another local report, published in Le Telegramme, says Zafar had prevented one woman from returning to the shore for so long, that she needed to be rescued by a boat.
The rescuers reported that the woman kept jumping back into the water. They eventually duct-taped her to the seat, and got her back to land."
August 29, 2018, 03:55 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Damn this MeToo thing keeps getting worse!
#MeTuna
August 29, 2018, 04:10 PM
WishboneFree Willy
August 29, 2018, 05:25 PM
KMitch200Damn teenagers. That's all they think about!
August 29, 2018, 07:11 PM
Doc H."...and thanks for all the fish."
August 29, 2018, 08:37 PM
Maestro
August 29, 2018, 09:58 PM
rusbro