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Shoots Flies at Fifty Yards! |
I turned 60 yesterday on the 29th. Not sure I am all too happy about this one. My head says one thing, but my carcass says another. There is only 3 people older than me in my family tree, as I am the oldest of my generation. The damn thing is, I am really starting to look the part. We have two large paintings of myself and my wife hanging over our bed. They were done by a friend for her Oils Art class. You would not recognize that ether one of the people in the painting is either one of us. There is that much difference. Now, they are just bad paintings of someones ancestors. Sigh, hell of a lot more behind me than before me now. Must make the best of it. More MG car drives. Get a radar detector for the 2019 Mx-5 RF. Force myself to get on the ground with my Grandkids. Enjoy the wife of my youth. Really appreciate my riding lawnmower, now that I have one. Play my Pink Floyd albums louder... Find a lot of satisfaction in that the job I have now, is mine for as long as I want it, and that the people I work with want me there. There is a lot to complain about if I make the effort, but there is a lot more to be thankful for. Thank God! | ||
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Muzzle flash aficionado |
Wait until you have 2 more decades under your belt. It doesn't get better. BTW, Happy Belated Birthday! flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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goodheart |
Every day you’re on this side of the grass is a good day. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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My pants are brutally honest: At age 30, 32 waist and 36 inseam. Now, 44 waist and 34 inseam. I am able to find them most days! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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IWB carry adds a couple of inches. | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
I just did the seven-oh last week. At least I don't have flat feet. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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68 now, like my dad loved to say “gettin old ain’t for sissies”at 50 I had no health problems, now I have arthritis (rheumatoid and Ostia) kidney failure, and now my arthritis is attacking the lining of my eye balls and causing erosion that I have to take steroids to keep in check. My mind is fine, body not so much. | |||
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Page late and a dollar short |
I can identify with a a lot of these statements too. On my day off Friday I plan on servicing my lawn tractor and polishing out some scuffs on the hood. Need to wash the bike, one of the porters at work offered to do that, think I'll take him up on that. On the older relatives, on my mother's side I'm the oldest at 67, on my dad's side I'm the 4th. Work part time now doing something that I enjoy. -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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Just because something is legal to do doesn't mean it is the smart thing to do. |
Getting down is easy, it's getting back up that is the problem. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when nobody is looking. | |||
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Little ray of sunshine |
I try to stay young in my head, and not be too closed-minded, appreciate new things, and so on. My knees hurt, and I take blood pressure pills, but I am trying not to be old. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. |
Best treatment for old age - new sports car and a young girlfriend | |||
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I got labeled as the "mean guy" lately from family and friends. The past few years have changed me and I'm to the point of indifference anymore. I know at age 51 I'm not that old but it's starting to show up more. Knees are bad and they occasionally swell up and make my day tough. Left shoulder aches most of the time. Aleve and Advil help but not totally. I'm pretty sure these are the reasons I'm "mean" most of the time. To the OP, happy belated birthday. I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. | |||
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You're going to feel a little pressure... |
Sports car: Check! And my wife is young enough Bruce PS: Congratulations on another successful trip around the sun! "The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams “It is just as difficult and dangerous to try to free a people that wants to remain servile as it is to try to enslave a people that wants to remain free." -Niccolo Machiavelli The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -Mencken | |||
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Welcome to the club. Now get off my lawn. | |||
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What took you so long? A late bloomer? Ive been cranky and crotchety for years now, and im 54. | |||
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Telecom Ronin |
My wife says I am one at 45.....she's scared of what I will be like at 60. | |||
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My wife says I developed "mentalpause" in my old age! __________________________________________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit! Sigs Owned - A Bunch | |||
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half-genius, half-wit |
Old age is defined as the time when your broad mind and your narrow waist change places. | |||
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Admin/Odd Duck |
Being crotchety comes with age. The real work is becoming a curmudgeon. ____________________________________________________ New and improved super concentrated me: Proud rebel, heretic, and Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal. There is iron in my words of death for all to see. So there is iron in my words of life. | |||
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Muzzle flash aficionado |
My parents, my "baby" sister, and all my aunts and uncles are dead now. Of my original 38 first cousins who survived infancy, only 17 are still living. I am the oldest surviving of my Dad's side of the family, and #2 on my Mom's side. At age 81, I think I have a right to be "crotchety". (And I'm definitely working on "curmudgeon". ) flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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