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Call to Front Desk

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August 04, 2018, 04:56 PM
JALLEN
Call to Front Desk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open and that's a maintenance issue.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
August 04, 2018, 05:04 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Thanks for the chuckle.
August 04, 2018, 09:22 PM
CQB60
Smile


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
August 04, 2018, 10:19 PM
Ripley
Forwarded. Big Grin




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
August 05, 2018, 10:16 AM
45 Cal
Big Grin
Thanks for the chuckle.
August 05, 2018, 01:01 PM
ArLEOret
Funny!!!


Officers lives matter!
August 05, 2018, 01:09 PM
erj_pilot




"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24