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Nacy Pelosi, I know, but this is hilarious...

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June 24, 2017, 09:35 AM
ulsterman
Nacy Pelosi, I know, but this is hilarious...
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Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
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Originally posted by wrightd:
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Originally posted by Sportshooter:
Bless her heart. Big Grin

Not possible, you can't bless evil hearts. But bless her evil deceiving lying little bitch heart anyway. She's probably receiving secret daily transfusions of an undiluted mixture of radiator fluid, lye, and embalming salts. Poser in chief.
"Bless her heart. Big Grin" is a well known, covert insult in the south, so it's perfectly acceptable. Wink


I had to explain that term to someone the other day.
June 24, 2017, 09:42 AM
Ironbutt
Nancy, if you're going to be a smart ass, first you need to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.


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June 24, 2017, 09:46 AM
oddball
The only reason she has stayed in power is her ability in fundraising, with Democrats going into her backyard for non-stop hi-power fundraising events. Plus being surrounded by the dumbest, most leftist citizens in the country has given her the ultimate safe space around her. She is truly a moron.



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June 24, 2017, 10:49 AM
Blackmore
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Originally posted by bald1:
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Originally posted by signewt:
....is there a 'bat-shit crazy' belt?


Dennis Miller should have received a ton of gold for that quip.

"I guarantee you that woman sleeps upside down!" Priceless! Smile


Link to original video: https://youtu.be/rRSAx8d0Pnk


Don't forget, "She could play a Bond villain - Pelosi Galore" from the entire Miller routine.





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June 24, 2017, 11:24 AM
asonie
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Originally posted by wrightd:

Well, we all know how important people are when they brag about how important they are. When I saw the replay on TV I busted a gut. I wish she would go away, a total complete waste of otherwise valuable oxygen. Unbelievable that nasty deceptive evil old bitch.



On the contrary, I hope she sticks around as long as possible. I hope to one day watch them forcibly dragging her from the capital building incoherently shrieking about frozen waffles at the top of her lungs. I hope the claw marks she leaves on the marble floors are so deep they can be seen for generations.

The longer she sticks around the more damage she does to the Democrat brand.
June 24, 2017, 12:13 PM
kkina
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Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by DoctorSolo:
"master legislator"

What the fuck does that even mean?
Three levels above Black Belt

In most formal Japanese systems, 5th dan is considered master; levels 6-10 are considered honorific. So doing the math, 5 minus 1 equals 4...well Para, you pretty much nailed it!



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June 24, 2017, 12:26 PM
Sgt Neutron
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Originally posted by ulsterman:
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Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
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Originally posted by wrightd:
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Originally posted by Sportshooter:
Bless her heart. Big Grin

Not possible, you can't bless evil hearts. But bless her evil deceiving lying little bitch heart anyway. She's probably receiving secret daily transfusions of an undiluted mixture of radiator fluid, lye, and embalming salts. Poser in chief.
"Bless her heart. Big Grin" is a well known, covert insult in the south, so it's perfectly acceptable. Wink


I had to explain that term to someone the other day.




June 24, 2017, 12:32 PM
HayesGreener
She's in full Baghdad Bob mode. Why is it that California continues to elect these loonies?


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June 24, 2017, 12:51 PM
mrmn50
She is precious, though. Roll Eyes
June 24, 2017, 01:24 PM
parabellum
The Peter Principle should be renamed to the Pelosi Principle.
June 24, 2017, 05:49 PM
ChuckWall
I believe most of the money for the failed Ossoff campaign came from SF. All because she went and asked for it(or "sold" something) to get it. That kind of money-raising power makes one a formidable force in politics since "money is the Mother's milk" of it.

Still, the "Progressives" are toast, a bittersweet thing. Sweet because they deserve to fail, bitter because the DNC may pull its head out for air and get a good idea.


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June 24, 2017, 08:42 PM
Jim Shugart




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June 24, 2017, 08:47 PM
Edmond
I have a feeling she's going to live to be 120 years old... Roll Eyes


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June 24, 2017, 08:57 PM
parabellum
IIRC Pelosi was born sometime in the 13th century.


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June 24, 2017, 08:57 PM
Scoutmaster
I understand the "powers behind the throne" pulled LBJ aside and told him he wouldn't be running for reelection. I wonder of those same powers are circling Pelosi.




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June 24, 2017, 09:02 PM
Jimbo54
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Originally posted by Scoutmaster:
I understand the "powers behind the throne" pulled LBJ aside and told him he wouldn't be running for reelection. I wonder of those same powers are circling Pelosi.


Hopefully those are buzzards circling her and that they are hungry.

Jim


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June 24, 2017, 09:09 PM
recoatlift
Pelosi= buffoon: one who amuses others with odd sayings, gestures or postures.

Every time she opens her yap, her eyes start darting around as she searches for words & uses her hands more than Bruce Lee. She is nuts.
I hope she stays around a long time. She needs total humiliation & a disgraced ending.
June 25, 2017, 01:58 PM
Fenris
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Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
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Originally posted by wrightd:
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Originally posted by Sportshooter:
Bless her heart. Big Grin

Not possible, you can't bless evil hearts. But bless her evil deceiving lying little bitch heart anyway. She's probably receiving secret daily transfusions of an undiluted mixture of radiator fluid, lye, and embalming salts. Poser in chief.
"Bless her heart. Big Grin" is a well known, covert insult in the south, so it's perfectly acceptable. Wink

I respectfully disagree. Heart blessings are generally an insult, but also imply a degree of pity and that the person can't help being the way they are, which may or may not add to the insult, as in she can't help being so stupid, her momma dropped her on her head and then she was kicked by a mule.

Heart blessings should never be given to those who are evil, malevolent, and in league with Satan. Thus, you should never bless the heart of Stalin, Hitler, Obama, Hillary, or Pelosi.

You bless the heart of Al Bundy, not Ted Bundy.




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