Worst Movie of ALL TIME!!!!

April 28, 2020, 12:48 PM

airsoft guy

Some of these I'm gonna need an explanation, because it just sounds like some edgelord trying to sound too cool for school. There's some real turds in this punchbowl to be sure, but The Fifth Element? How can someone not like that movie. It's fantastic, start to finish, I wish there was a sequel, but I know they could never equal it.

April 28, 2020, 12:55 PM

GWbiker

quote:
Originally posted by mike28w:
I really hated A Clockwork Orange...

No Milk-Plus for you.

April 28, 2020, 03:44 PM

Puckpilot78

quote:
Originally posted by DaBigBR:
I had to go see an Adam Sandler movie where he played his own twin sister with a girl I was dating. Hands down the worst. No great wonder we didn't last.

Used to love Sandler - SNL, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison. But he's made some real stinkers lately.

Wife and I made it about 20min into You Don't Mess With the Zohan before we bailed. Painfully bad. The only reason I made it that far is Emmanuelle Chriqui.

April 28, 2020, 05:45 PM

Graniteguy

quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
I tried to watch Rambo: Last Blood last night. LOLOLOL

C'mon - all those old school rifles in the tunnels !!! What's not to love...

April 28, 2020, 05:46 PM

Graniteguy

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Morgan:
So many bad movies.
I vote for Top Gun.
Also there was a movie with Dirk Benedict where he changes into a snake. So bad.

Yes, everyone knows that only James Earl Jones can turn into a snake and make it look cool....

April 29, 2020, 09:25 AM

vulrath

Fateful Findings.

April 29, 2020, 10:30 AM

darthfuster

quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
I tried to watch Rambo: Last Blood last night. LOLOLOL

C'mon - all those old school rifles in the tunnels !!! What's not to love...

I didn’t make it that far. The movie waxed trite beyond my will to ignore. Had to make my escape

April 29, 2020, 10:34 AM

46and2

quote:
Xanadu

And especially:

quote:
Rhinestone

These two gems right here get at the real heart of the matter, I think.

Well played, dudes.

April 29, 2020, 10:42 AM

Chris17404

The worst movie of all time is Tropic Thunder. Turned it off after 20 minutes.

April 29, 2020, 01:13 PM

airsoft guy

quote:
Originally posted by Chris17404:
The worst movie of all time is Tropic Thunder. Turned it off after 20 minutes.

See? Like this. Tropic Thunder is fantastic. It's hilarious, it's well acted, well written, it's all around great fun. Yeah, it's not the greatest piece of cinema created, it's not going to make you think, but that's not what it sets out to do.

Anyway, if Tropic Thunder is the worst movie you've ever seen, then either you have shit taste in movies, or you've seen like 9 films in your life, and this one just happens to be the worst.

April 29, 2020, 03:57 PM

DoctorSolo

quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
quote:
Originally posted by Chris17404:
The worst movie of all time is Tropic Thunder. Turned it off after 20 minutes.

See? Like this. Tropic Thunder is fantastic. It's hilarious, it's well acted, well written, it's all around great fun. Yeah, it's not the greatest piece of cinema created, it's not going to make you think, but that's not what it sets out to do.

Anyway, if Tropic Thunder is the worst movie you've ever seen, then either you have shit taste in movies, or you've seen like 9 films in your life, and this one just happens to be the worst.

Totally agree, this was Tom Cruise's opus...

Worst for me? Dude where's my car!

April 29, 2020, 06:59 PM

Boss1

Don't know if its the worst of all time, but I tried to preview the latest Charlies Angels (2019) to see if it would be acceptable for some younger family viewers...even Elizabeth Banks couldn't save this one...it was worth losing the few bucks of the On Demand price to stop the torture.

It was a long time ago...but I'm pretty sure I walked out of the theater during Natural Born Killers.

Boss

A real life Sisyphus...
"It's not the critic who counts..." TR
Exodus 23.2: Do not follow the crowd in doing wrong...
Despite some people's claims to the contrary, 5 lbs. is actually different than 12 lbs.
It's never simple/easy.

April 29, 2020, 07:08 PM

SigSentry

Maximum Overdrive.

April 29, 2020, 07:09 PM

PowerSurge

Went with a friend to see Pulp Fiction. We walked out after about 20-30 minutes into the movie and got a refund.

April 29, 2020, 07:38 PM

Patrick-SP2022

quote:
It was a long time ago...but I'm pretty sure I walked out of the theater during Natural Born Killers.

I don’t recall if I rented the video or if I was watching it on cable but I turned it off after a few minutes.
Never had a desire to see it again.

April 29, 2020, 07:47 PM

Aeteocles

Okay. This is ridiculous.

Before you answer, I want to know if you've seen John Travolta's Battlefield Earth.

I need to know if your choice is in spite of actually having seen Battlefield Earth. It's the only plausible reason for there being any other answer other than Battlefield Earth.

April 29, 2020, 07:53 PM

46and2

quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
quote:
Originally posted by Chris17404:
The worst movie of all time is Tropic Thunder. Turned it off after 20 minutes.

See? Like this. Tropic Thunder is fantastic. It's hilarious, it's well acted, well written, it's all around great fun. Yeah, it's not the greatest piece of cinema created, it's not going to make you think, but that's not what it sets out to do.

Anyway, if Tropic Thunder is the worst movie you've ever seen, then either you have shit taste in movies, or you've seen like 9 films in your life, and this one just happens to be the worst.

Indeed.

It reads like a Squares Convention trying to be funny about popular movies.

April 29, 2020, 09:00 PM

Boss1

quote:
Originally posted by Aeteocles:
Okay. This is ridiculous.

Before you answer, I want to know if you've seen John Travolta's Battlefield Earth.

I need to know if your choice is in spite of actually having seen Battlefield Earth. It's the only plausible reason for there being any other answer other than Battlefield Earth.

To be fair, I don't think anyone has every actually sat through this entire suckfest movie...

Jupiter Ascending isn't far behind...

Pulp Fiction...really? It's a classic...tho I could see where it isn't everyone's bag.

Boss