"Drop Dead Fred" Back in 1991, my youngest son wanted to see it - I have been scarred for life.

I would have been better french-kissing a water buffalo or even sending a Valentine card to Jane Fonda.

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Originally posted by ARMT Guy:
Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:

Napoleon Dynamite

Vote for Pedro

Pedro offers you his protection.

So many bad movies.
I vote for Top Gun.
Also there was a movie with Dirk Benedict where he changes into a snake. So bad.

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Also there was a movie with Dirk Benedict where he changes into a snake.

Ssssss. Yes, that was its name. Strother Martin (of "failure to communicate" fame) was the mad scientist turning people into snakes. I tried to watch it (it was on TV) a long time ago and couldn't stand it.

Say, how about Invasion of the Bee Girls, starring William Smith? Another one I watched a few minutes of and turned off.

I just googled "worst movies ever made". It had a bunch of lists. I am stunned to see that "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" is no longer on any of them.

any of the matrix sequels.

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Originally posted by dave7378:

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Originally posted by ARMT Guy:
Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:

Napoleon Dynamite

Vote for Pedro

Pedro offers you his protection.

He’s just upset that he has no skills:

You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.

Xanadu
Yentl

It's not the worst of all time, and maybe I didn't give it a fair chance, but I couldn't get into Dances with Wolves. It was on TV, and after watching Kevin Costner (already a little overrated), Indians and buffalo just standing around for five minutes, followed by 10 minutes of commercials, I switched to something else.

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Originally posted by arfmel:

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Originally posted by dave7378:

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Originally posted by ARMT Guy:
Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:

Napoleon Dynamite

Vote for Pedro

Pedro offers you his protection.

He’s just upset that he has no skills:

You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Everyone I paid to go see, with the exception of Cold Blue

I really hated A Clockwork Orange...

First two that came mind were The Gauntlet with Clint and Neighbors with Ackroid and I think Belushi.... walked out on that one...

then there is one worse... and it was so bad I've wiped the name from my memory... couple years ago.. some thing about aliens attacking New York city and it was filmed all with a hand held camera and supposed to be the actual film by the person doing the filming as it all went on.... Crenshaw or Crankcase or something like that....

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I really hated A Clockwork Orange...

Yep, that would be in my top 10 list of worst movies. Vanilla Sky, Mulholland Drive, Dreamcatcher, Depp’s Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Caddyshack 2, Beverley Hills Cop 3, Spielburg’s POS version of Day the Earth Stood Still are also somewhere on the list. There’s so many SJW movies coming out of Hollywierd these days, my list is ever-growing. One can’t trust the movie critics either, which deserves its own thread rant.

I had to go see an Adam Sandler movie where he played his own twin sister with a girl I was dating. Hands down the worst. No great wonder we didn't last.

Zoolander

Fahrenheit 451


So bad.

For me, not being able to continue/quitting/walking out on is a real rarity for me.

There have only been a few but the most recent I tried to watch and quit on halfway through:
John Carter

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Birdman

Funny.

I find it's an extraordinarily good film, with few modern equals.