Worst Movie of ALL TIME!!!!

April 24, 2020, 07:38 PM

Plugugly

I can't recall the original title, but it was re-released as "Ablaze"

Something to do with cops and firefighters. Unwatchable. Had Tom Arnold and Ice-T in it.

April 24, 2020, 07:38 PM

cusingeorge

The Shape of Things to Come, not based on the book, at all.

Jack Palance gets bonked on the head with a styrofoam prop, at least that part was funny.

April 24, 2020, 07:41 PM

fpuhan

If you look at all the movies offered on the services these days, it quickly becomes apparent that truly good movies are the rarity.

You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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April 24, 2020, 08:48 PM

ShneaSIG

quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyD:
WW2 movie "The Thin Red Line". We wanted to walk out but the wife dropped her sunglasses and we had to wait till the lights came back on. So bad....

Terrance Malick movies are usually something of a meditation or perhaps a lecture rather than a typical movie. The Thin Red Line is actually one of my favorite movies, but I totally get it that it's not a movie many people would enjoy.

April 24, 2020, 08:48 PM

Fredward

"The Pack" starring Joe Don Baker. A movie about feral, sick dogs eating people on an island. I walked out before the people eating, when the dogs were eating horses. It was so bad it was the ONLY ENGLISH LANGUAGE movie where I lived in Germany and I still left. The wife and I still joke about it.

April 24, 2020, 09:29 PM

dave7378

quote:
Originally posted by Aeteocles:
Battlefield Earth.

Worst of ALL TIME.

My worst of all time!

April 24, 2020, 09:36 PM

darthfuster

Hook. I got up to leave and dropped my wallet. Could not find it on the floor anywhere. Didn't have a light. No matter where I looked I could not find my wallet so I had to sit through the whole piece of dung movie so I could recover my wallet when the lights came on. Miserable.

April 24, 2020, 09:47 PM

jonrem

My wife made me watch “Motherhood” with Uma Thurman once. She turned it off after 20 minutes. It only grossed $50,000 at the box office. They should give those people their money back - and hazard pay.

April 24, 2020, 10:14 PM

Rightwire

Ishtar

Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.

April 24, 2020, 10:20 PM

smschulz

quote:
Originally posted by 1KPerDay:
The worst I've personally paid to see in the theater:

Hudson Hawk
Cutthroat Island
Waterworld
Mission to Mars
Star Wars prequels don't care what they're called
Congo
Sahara
Grandpa Jones and the kingdom of the crystal nuke-fridge
Ghost Rider
Fantastic Four
Pearl Harbor
Battleship
Midway (the new one)
Daredevil
Spawn
Judge Dredd (both)
Assassins
Speed 2
Bad Boys 2
Die Hard 2
Highlander sequels (all)
Lethal Weapon 4
Original Superman sequels (all)
Leonard, part 6
Caddyshack II
The Neverending Story

I guess you are Siskel reincarnated or are you Ebert?

FWIW, a lot of those movies aren't that bad unless you are a picky critic.

April 24, 2020, 10:34 PM

Ripley

Weighted by budget, "Avatar".

April 24, 2020, 10:42 PM

Fed161

They Saved Hitler's Brain - came out in 1968

April 25, 2020, 01:44 AM

Nuclear

The Quiet Earth - so bad that even though my wife and I have an ongoing argument about the last scene, we can't rent it to end the argument.

Out of Africa - Meryl Streep's WORST performance, she makes the scenes where Robert Redford shows up enjoyable by comparison

The Informant - I walked out, got an adult beverage, finished the drink and STILL couldn't watch the rest of the film.

April 25, 2020, 02:54 AM

sigmonkey

Birdman

April 25, 2020, 03:28 AM

nhtagmember

I am glad I'm not the only one who found Out of Africa intolerable

if they could have had a movie with just the scenery and no actors, it would have been great