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Worst Movie of ALL TIME!!!!

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April 24, 2020, 03:21 PM
NavyAgShooter
Worst Movie of ALL TIME!!!!
No votes for Heaven's Gate or Ishtar?
April 24, 2020, 03:24 PM
Sigmund
CHIPS the movie may have gotten better after the first 15 minutes, but I'll never know. I would have walked out, but I was on a B-777 over the Pacific.
April 24, 2020, 03:26 PM
George43
Phantasm I and II.


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April 24, 2020, 03:27 PM
egregore
Hudson Hawk is the worst I have personally seen.
April 24, 2020, 03:27 PM
coffeeaddict
Holmes and Watson. Unbelievably bad.


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April 24, 2020, 03:34 PM
PHPaul
Not the worst, but I tried to watch Francis Ford Coppola's "The Conversation" with Gene Hackman last night.

Touted as a "classic", but I found it profoundly boring and bailed after about 20 minutes.

Apparently I was in the mood for something silly and found Despicable Me to fit the bill perfectly. I love kid's movies with little Easter Eggs for the adults. One that had me laughing so much I missed a couple of minutes of the movie was the Bank of Evil where Doctor Gru went to apply for a loan. Little sub-title under the Bank of Evil Logo said "Formerly Lehman Brothers"...




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April 24, 2020, 03:43 PM
ftttu
quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
Sean Connery in Zardoz.

Eraserhead


My older sister saw Zardoz at the theater when it came out, and she told me back then it was terrible. One thing I still remember her telling me about it was that there was a giant head spitting out guns. I was 10 or 11 at the time, and I thought that was one of the weirdest things I had ever heard up to then.


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April 24, 2020, 03:46 PM
MRBTX
Here lately " The Killing of a Sacred Deer".
Most all the actors lines are delivered without any emotion, almost robotic. Just strange, I didn't finish it.
April 24, 2020, 03:46 PM
Aeteocles
Battlefield Earth.

Worst of ALL TIME.
April 24, 2020, 03:48 PM
YooperSigs
China 9, Liberty 37.
Most memorable line:
As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit.


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April 24, 2020, 03:56 PM
Sigfan Roy
Mama Mia
April 24, 2020, 04:30 PM
tatortodd
The Piano. I couldn't care less about characters who miss their piano enough to commit adultery to get one key back at a time.

It's been 25+ years, and I'm still mad about that 2 hour void in my life.



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April 24, 2020, 04:36 PM
JohnnyD
WW2 movie "The Thin Red Line". We wanted to walk out but the wife dropped her sunglasses and we had to wait till the lights came back on. So bad....


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April 24, 2020, 04:53 PM
Ace31
quote:
Originally posted by ifithitu:
Howard the Duck

^^This^^
April 24, 2020, 04:55 PM
Batty67
This topic should be changed to add "that you've actually paid money to see on a big screen."

For me its "The Big Chill." I think I actually walked out, and I was in college and poor.
April 24, 2020, 05:44 PM
mas4363
District Nine



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April 24, 2020, 06:06 PM
1KPerDay
The worst I've personally paid to see in the theater:

Hudson Hawk
Cutthroat Island
Waterworld
Mission to Mars
Star Wars prequels don't care what they're called
Congo
Sahara
Grandpa Jones and the kingdom of the crystal nuke-fridge
Ghost Rider
Fantastic Four
Pearl Harbor
Battleship
Midway (the new one)
Daredevil
Spawn
Judge Dredd (both)
Assassins
Speed 2
Bad Boys 2
Die Hard 2
Highlander sequels (all)
Lethal Weapon 4
Original Superman sequels (all)
Leonard, part 6
Caddyshack II
The Neverending Story


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April 24, 2020, 06:09 PM
Stretchdeputy1
Remo Williams - and I played a part with my scout troop in it.
April 24, 2020, 06:17 PM
snwghst
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Hands down the worst. I’d say it’s the worst B movie ever made as well


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April 24, 2020, 06:54 PM
Doc H.
Has Plan 9 from Outer Space been dethroned?



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