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Worst Movie of ALL TIME!!!!

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April 24, 2020, 02:03 PM
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Worst Movie of ALL TIME!!!!
ok, after putting in a long day at work I decided to relax and was flipping through the suggested movies on hulu and this one popped up

Men In Black : International

don't ever watch this movie. It was bad...so bad that the best part of the movie were the opening credits and after that it went downhill

no redeeming features, a moderately unknown cast with the all of the chemistry found in an Edmund Scientific kit...
April 24, 2020, 02:16 PM
NavyAgShooter
Hugo the Hippo.

Usually watching a movie on deployment was a good way to kill two hours. This movie was so bad everyone walked out within 15 minutes.
April 24, 2020, 02:35 PM
gearhounds
Never had any desire to even go see it. It looked that bad. Since I haven't seen it, my submission for worst movie was Wag The Dog. My wife and I snuck into it when it was in theaters back in the mid 90's and left after 10 short minutes. Horrible movie.




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April 24, 2020, 02:45 PM
bigwagon
Worse than The Room? A movie so bad a movie was made about how bad it was.
April 24, 2020, 02:49 PM
medic451
Manos: The Hands of Fate
So bad even MST3K could barely tolerate it.



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April 24, 2020, 02:52 PM
braillediver
Sean Connery in Zardoz.

Eraserhead


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April 24, 2020, 02:57 PM
Jim Shugart
Nightfall.

It's based on a classic (and excellent) short story by Isaac Asimov. It made me want to scratch my eyeballs out.
IMDb score = 2.6.
Read the reviews, they're hilarious.



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April 24, 2020, 02:58 PM
smlsig
Sponge Bob Square Pants

It’s the only movie I actually walked out of. My wife opted to stay with our son...;-)


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April 24, 2020, 02:59 PM
ersatzknarf
'Bless the Beasts and the Children'

Painful to watch.

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.




April 24, 2020, 03:00 PM
just1tym
All is Lost with Robert Redford, imo.


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April 24, 2020, 03:00 PM
RogB
Beyond Therapy

People walked out on it. Expected more, it was a Robert Altman movie. Only movie I walked out of other than the one where a bunch of kids, phones, and kicking the back of our seats got us out in record time. Manager comped us. No doubt easier than dealing with the miscreants.


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April 24, 2020, 03:01 PM
WaterburyBob
Blair Witch Project

Pink Flamingos



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April 24, 2020, 03:04 PM
IntrepidTraveler
Naked Nuns with Guns




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April 24, 2020, 03:07 PM
ifithitu
Howard the Duck
April 24, 2020, 03:08 PM
apf383
Caddy Shack II



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April 24, 2020, 03:14 PM
ifithitu
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
April 24, 2020, 03:15 PM
signewt
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes;
My Own Private Idaho;
Return of the Wet Ninja Vixen;

ok, I made up the last one....


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April 24, 2020, 03:15 PM
Jager
Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus.

I heard it was the worst movie EVER.

Lo and behold, it was in the bargain bin at Walmart. $5. I'm going to have fun with this.

I use it as a prank. Hype it up real big and put it on at parties or on movie night. I wait and see how long it takes before someone starts thinking, wtf...

The Shark leaping into the sky and snatching a 747 is CLASSIC.

They got Lorenzo Lamas to star in this turd. The only redeeming feature was they got Debbie Gibson, the one hit wonder pop singer, to be the enterprising and driven marine biologist. She's not too hard on the eyes.

Holy Sheesh!

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April 24, 2020, 03:18 PM
olfuzzy
Lust in the dust
April 24, 2020, 03:18 PM
Aquilon
The Fifth Element. Horrid, unwatchable drek.