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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: " By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: " By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...

My car was gone.
 
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LOL


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That's a good one. Big Grin


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That’s gold!


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LOL !!! I am stealing this !!! God Bless !!! Smile


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Hilarious, will have to share it.
 
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Stolen! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin



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Stolen! And sent to several friends.

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