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I Deal In Lead |
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: " By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: " By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right... My car was gone. | ||
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Resident Undertaker |
LOL John The key to enforcement is to punish the violator, not an inanimate object. The punishment of inanimate objects for the commission of a crime or carelessness is an affront to stupidity. | |||
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That's a good one.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice. | |||
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| Stupid Allergy  |
That’s gold! "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen... | |||
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LOL !!! I am stealing this !!! God Bless !!!  "Always legally conceal carry. At the right place and time, one person can make a positive difference." | |||
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| Member |
Hilarious, will have to share it. | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Stolen! Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Stolen! And sent to several friends. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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