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**UPDATE** Orifice Burnin' Goodness -aka- Doritos Roulette 60+ bags

UPDATE ****Doritos taken... I wish you well brother, I will pray for you and your proctologist. *****

Ok, heres the skinny... Needed the points inside the Dorito's Roulette bags to get a free xbox, but my orifi' can no longer tolerate the fallout. I wish I was speaking figuratively. My gain (xbox) is now your pain. Emptied the bags directly into Zip-Lock for your fresh enjoyment / discomfort.


Some possibilities:
A nuclear corn stuffed turkey
An exquisite, tongue scalding topping for green bean casserole (think Durkee onions)
Sexy youTube video involving gratuitous spicy powdered cheese ( think California Gurls )
Slipping some fiery Mickeys into a roomates bag


The reality:
You will want to update your bathroom decor
You will suddenly have some more space in your underwear drawer.
Start searching Amazon for a high quality sitz bath

I will require a signed waiver that I will not be responsible for any medical, clothing, and / or cleaning bills resulting from their consumption.

No one under 21 unless you posses a valid military ID.

That is funny!

What???

I love hot stuff and I wish these were available in the US but it looks like they are in Canada. I see they are available on Amazon for around $14.

^ This ad was local to me in Iowa, so I don't know how the guy bought these. If it was amazon I think it would have made more sense for him to just buy the X-Box in the first place.

We used to have the roulette Doritos here in the Midwest. Probably still do but I certainly don’t look for them. My wife used to buy them and I hated them.

I read that Dorito's Roulette is 75% regular Dorito's and 25% extremely spicy Dorito's that look and taste exactly the same. It gets the name Roulette as you don't know you've picked a hot one until it starts burning.

Kind of surprised that it's marketed in Canada instead of the US as IME from living in Canada for nearly 2 years that Canadians didn't like anything spicier than ketchup.

We have bags and bags of Roulette Doritos on the store shelves here in TX. They're ok, but Not better than Cool Ranch or Spicy Nacho.

Other countries seem to get the good/more interesting Doritos (and Kit Kats).

In Japan they had fancy flavors, like Aged Cheddar Doritos, and things like that, at 7/11s.

I will look for the DR. Today at Dollar General I bought Doritos Flamas (insert joke here), Doritos Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wings, and Doritos Dinamita Chile Limon. No taste test yet. I was looking for the Pringles Ramen flavor.

Available in podunk Ohio as well. Most buy them as that flavor has a multiplier in the bag as well as points. So they are basically worth 2-5 times as many points as other flavors of Doritos. $3/bag, say $80 worth is enough to have the points to "buy" an Xbox OneX (~$450 retail). Easy way for kids to get the latest system, aside from the resulting GI problems.