Remember, we're all in this together. It will get better.

Since we are not working, and able to consume liquor virtually at will: A Quarantini is just a regular martini, but you consume it alone in your house.

Gas is finally affordable, but we can't go anywhere.

I spent 75% of my childhood grounded. This quarantine ain't squat!

Some people aren't shaking hands because of the coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper!

You're not truly broke until you think: Toilet paper: $1.25/roll. Fast food napkins: FREE

You know when you used to be able to buy a bag of salad, and the lettuce gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don't do that!

The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing. Well, until recently!

My Doctor told me, " You've got gall stones, Kidney stones and bladder stones. Welcome to the Stone Age!"

20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, No Hope and no Jobs. PLEASE do not let Kevin Bacon die!

Looking to trade 3 rolls of 2 ply toilet paper and half a can of Lysol for a '68 Camaro. Message me!

I have a 24 pack of toilet paper from Walmart. Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house.

Back in my day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "Last Call!"

My wife just stopped by my upstairs office and said "You weren't even listening were you?"
I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

Gas is affordable? Yeah, Costco OKC is $1.05 but who wants to go anywhere?

I do!

I like to go on a drive just for the sake of driving. Turn the radio down and the engine up!

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Originally posted by OKCGene:
Gas is affordable? Yeah, Costco OKC is $1.05 but who wants to go anywhere?

Clearly you don't have a motorcycle!

^^^

Ha!

Great answer

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Originally posted by HRK:

quote:

Originally posted by OKCGene:
Gas is affordable? Yeah, Costco OKC is $1.05 but who wants to go anywhere?

Clearly you don't have a motorcycle!

No joke, open road and social distancing all rolled together.

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Originally posted by HRK:

quote:

Originally posted by OKCGene:
Gas is affordable? Yeah, Costco OKC is $1.05 but who wants to go anywhere?

Clearly you don't have a motorcycle!

Or a boat!