Worst robber of all time?

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January 30, 2019, 12:00 PM

bubbatime

Worst robber of all time?

Watch the video. Laugh.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kwGUo_1548821948

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January 30, 2019, 12:05 PM

slosig

Thanks! Perfect laugh to start the morning with!!!

January 30, 2019, 12:15 PM

sigmonkey

If your a little old pissant, do not try to rob Mongo.
Mongo no like rob.
Mongo like candy.

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January 30, 2019, 12:16 PM

Sgt Neutron

When I saw the clerk appear, I knew the robber was in over his head.

January 30, 2019, 12:24 PM

preten2b

quote:
Originally posted by Sgt Neutron:
When I saw the clerk appear, I knew the robber was in over his head.

My turn to say it. I see what you did there^^^

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January 30, 2019, 12:26 PM

cslinger

Jesus all jobs are about ROI analysis. When Mongo showed up dude should have know the ROI just got skewed wayyyy out of whack.

Seriously at that point just say you want a pack of juicy fruit or to use the restroom and move on.

Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris

January 30, 2019, 01:26 PM

comet24

Sometimes you just have to take the trash out.

Kinda looks likes he put a knife to the robber's neck as he put him in a headlock. As he walks back in it looks like he closes a folding knife.

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January 30, 2019, 01:32 PM

Strambo

^^^Yup on the knife.

As soon as the clerk walked up, I also thought to myself that any remotely rational robber would have just walked out. Dude was big and didn't give the impression from his body language that he gave a F.

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January 30, 2019, 01:36 PM

Jimbo54

That guy needs to buy a "Robbery for Dummies" book off of Amazon. Reading chapter 1 would have saved him a lot of grief.

Jim

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January 30, 2019, 01:43 PM

Balzé Halzé

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January 30, 2019, 02:33 PM

SpinZone

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
If your a little old pissant, do not try to rob Mongo.
Mongo no like rob.
Mongo like candy.

If you shoot him you'll only make him mad.

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January 30, 2019, 05:07 PM

Graniteguy

Funny part was there was a lady right next to him making at ATM withdrawal !

January 30, 2019, 06:14 PM

cparktd

Most people would not take being threaten by someone robbing them and claiming to have a gun that calmly... and why not hold him for the cops?

I bet the guy was a regular, or at least known to the casher... and drunk.

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January 30, 2019, 06:18 PM

CQB60

Exactly!

quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
“AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTHS!”

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January 30, 2019, 06:32 PM

sig229-SAS

Turner_gal and I enjoyed the hell out of that one!! Old dude could hardly walk correctly. Loved the little quick motion to pull his jacket over over his face, too funny !!

January 30, 2019, 06:51 PM

Joe123

But Don't bother reading the comments from the commies.