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Florida man who does yard work in the nude upsets neighbors
September 20, 2018, 06:33 PM
ArtieSFlorida man who does yard work in the nude upsets neighbors
I'd set up a "My Naked Neighbor" You-Tube channel.
One of two things would happen:The publicity would drive him inside; or I'd make a ton of money on clicks.
Win/win.
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September 20, 2018, 09:02 PM
2012BOSS302The guy is a fucking idiot, not doubt fucked up in the head. There are some things you don't do in a civil society, especially with children around, and this is one of them.
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parabellumGet the fire hose.
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September 20, 2018, 09:13 PM
jimmy123xquote:
Originally posted by straightshooter01:
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Originally posted by RichardC:
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I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose...
Always important, before you start edging.
I have to admit, if my "hose" was long enough that I had to wind it up, I might be tempted to show off in my front yard as well.
https://www.bing.com/videos/se...37819474D9&FORM=VIRESeptember 20, 2018, 09:52 PM
EdmondWe have the strangest people here in Florida...
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September 20, 2018, 10:00 PM
Tommydoggquote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
I'd make a ton of money on clicks.
Win/win.
I misspelled a word in my head the first time I read this, I was like whoa did he really say that?
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September 20, 2018, 10:08 PM
Outnumberedquote:
Originally posted by mark_a:
Good for him. If even one person learns to mind their own damn business then he has done the public a great service
Bullshit. I have kids that deserve to play outside without seeing some weirdo's junk. If he was my neighbor, I'd pummel his ass.
September 20, 2018, 10:08 PM
arcwelderNeighbors should start bringing him gifts of Gherkins, Cocktail Weinies, and anything else suggesting tiny junk.
Arc.
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September 20, 2018, 11:56 PM
arfmelI had a neighbor lady in Houston that went off her rocker and engaged in semi-nude backyard gardening, along with singing a song about how “we are all unique”. And she was right.
Then, more recently, our elderly neighbor here in Jerkwater developed dementia and began periodically hand-watering the street in front of his house while wearing only a shirt. He never did perform any acapella accompaniments though, to my knowledge. The authorities put an end to his activities, probably because of the nearby elementary school and complaints from the parents.
September 21, 2018, 02:56 AM
Gustoferquote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
I had a neighbor lady in Houston that went off her rocker and engaged in semi-nude backyard gardening, along with singing a song about how “we are all unique”. And she was right.
I have a friend who does nude backyard gardening. I suppose the difference is, though, that she's 33 years old and very easy on the eyes.
She can't sing very well either but she does a great karaoke version of
Don't stop believin'.
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September 21, 2018, 05:19 AM
RotndadThis is well south of me, We had a blurb on local news about it and sure as shit they had video with the blur box and he is just going about his normal day without clothes. The news said that in the county where this happened and Florida law do not prohibit nudity on his property as long as he isn't visible touching himself in a sexual way.
Where I live, Land O Lakes, is the "nudist capital" of the US (or something) and I have had occassion to pick up or drive home customers. From my personal experience you NEVER see the age/type that you wouldn't mind seeing. It seems all the people I have seen on the rare occasion I drive a car to a customer are 60-80 years old. Let me say gravity works,
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arfmelBy age 60, one comes to appreciate the opportunity to “air out” the giblets, and sunshine reputedly kills bacteria.
September 21, 2018, 05:52 AM
Blume9mmI think the guy is a pervert and needs help. I don't have a problem with him airing his giblets on his property... as long as it is 'PRIVATE' property. Once he goes public where anyone on the street can see that is a different situation.
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September 21, 2018, 05:56 AM
Oz_ShadowI'm not a nudist, don't want to run around showing my bare ass outside my home, and really would not care to see most outside nude, but I don't think a human in its most natural form should be a criminal offense unless doing something perverse.
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September 22, 2018, 03:35 PM
WrecklessHa, a good dose of fire ants would cure that right quick.
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September 22, 2018, 03:49 PM
GGFquote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
Next thing you know he'll be weed whacking.
September 22, 2018, 07:52 PM
nhtagmemberwhy are they looking into his yard? they're invading his privacy
how about we just go stare through their windows?
some people need to get a life. So he's naked - whats the big deal? I suppose these people wear bathing suits to get a shower.
bunch of prude assholes
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September 22, 2018, 08:03 PM
Outnumberedquote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
why are they looking into his yard? they're invading his privacy
how about we just go stare through their windows?
some people need to get a life. So he's naked - whats the big deal? I suppose these people wear bathing suits to get a shower.
bunch of prude assholes
OK, I'll bite....
You must live in one hell of a neighborhood. 1/4-1/3 acre lots here. Seeing someone in their front yard in my neighborhood isn't a choice or invasion of privacy.
NOT seeing them would be a freakish exercise in mental blinders, and a dangerous unawareness of surroundings, if for no other reason than you'd miss a kid getting ready to dart across a street without looking. It can happen, so a safe driver scans the periphery and would see the weirdo, no choice. Please don't try to tell me you don't notice people in their front yards......
Again, "what's the big deal?", you ask? You think kids outta see random naked adults? REALLY???? I think there's laws about that, in most decent places....
September 22, 2018, 08:25 PM
jbcummingsquote:
Florida indecent exposure laws prohibit the display, exhibition, or exposure of an individual's sexual organs in a public place or while in public view. To prosecute a defendant for indecent exposure, the state prosecutor must establish the defendant's unlawful intent , the act of exposure, and the location of the act.
It might be
barely legal.
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September 22, 2018, 09:35 PM
flashguyI'd say he
intended to be outside naked in his front yard--that's enough
intent for me!
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