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The Ice Cream Man
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Every time they vote to reduce someone’s gross, they have to spend an hour with that much less O2. When they want to reduce someone’s net, they spend an hour with that much less blood flow.

It may not be survivable, for all but the youngest and healthiest in low tax states, but that’s the poetic justice of it.
 
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Thought for a minute I was looking at Randy Savage.


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His diet consists of black
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Bookers Bourbon
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In short, Aglifter, you've gone way over our head.
 
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If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
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You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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Aglifter: the new Bendable?


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Aglifter: the new Bendable?
Separated at birth.



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Too much ice cream for the OP. That had to be the result of brain freeze!
 
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I am so grateful to the last few posters, starting with Para, 'cause I was embarrassed thinking I had no clue what Aglifter was trying to say.

Now I know I'm not alone.

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...and still no clarity?



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Sorry. I was in a bit of a dark place.

(Doing tax stuff, and thinking how satisfying it would be to see the politicians responsible try to make do with 2/3 reduction in the blood flow to their brains, or in their Oxygen supply…)
 
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