I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
|A day late, and |
a dollar short
NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member
|186,000 miles per second.|
It's the law.
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Slow and Furious
Mr. Nice Guy
Pancho Villa IIIrd: "Trump's wall may be too high for my steed to jump. Gramps had it easy."
Juan Valdez and his little donkey: what's under the beans.
|On the wrong side of |
the Mobius strip
Pancho was a bandit boys
His horse was fast as polished steel
Wore his gun outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel
|Did you come from behind |
that rock, or from under it?
The Politburro deploys its assassin.
"Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard
The Democrats supporting illegal aliens in action.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
|Plowing straight ahead come what may|
Finally realizing the revolution is over, the last Pancho Villa hold out comes out of hiding and surrenders to the Federalies.
" Llenar su mano hijo de puta!"
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
|Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie|
This rifle here? I call her "donkey punch."
Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter." ~Isaiah 5:20
|Do---or do not. |
There is no try.
"The coffee, sometimes it does not want to surrender peacefully."
Fill your hands you son of a gringo. OK a hint, Juan Jayne..
That damned squirrel is back - this time, he is mine!
“Leave the Artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot. . .”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
Wan Choo to meet my leel frens.
|Equal Opportunity Mocker|
No Ernesto, I'm pretty sure those ARE ducks, and they're within range...
"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
|E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum.|
When you want to trio wield, you need a good friend.
Now I know why the donkey's ears seem a bit low.
Ultron: "You're unbearably naive."
Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
Holder said to wait here, so I'm waiting.
|Yeah, that M14 video guy...|
Eh... hwat ees eh sling? Eh, Ai doo no know dat hword...
[muffled by the reigns in his mouth] My name is Indigo Montoya...
Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL
www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction).
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