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How wife and dog are different

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May 03, 2026, 06:15 PM
RichardC
How wife and dog are different
When you let one back in after accidentally locking them out of the house, your dog acts like its the happiest thing ever.


When you put a potato chip in their lips,
your wife smiles and eats it, your dog takes it 6 feet away and eats it.

What do you guys have? Big Grin
May 03, 2026, 06:22 PM
BigSwede
Wut?


May 03, 2026, 06:36 PM
Genorogers
My wife takes the chip, smiles and wants the bag. My dog is like yours and takes his prize to the corner.
May 03, 2026, 07:07 PM
fischtown7
When you let one of them in the house, it will shut up.
May 03, 2026, 08:15 PM
tatortodd




Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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