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October 08, 2017, 04:08 PM
signewt
Velveeta?
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October 08, 2017, 04:18 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by signewt: Velveeta?
Yes, the tried and true standard recipe is Velveeta and Rotel (not salsa). Some add milk or half & half so it's less likely to turn back into a block.
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October 08, 2017, 04:21 PM
arfmel
Queso is the sole known legitimate use for Velveeta
October 08, 2017, 04:25 PM
JALLEN
Isn’t Chipotle from New York City or something?
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October 08, 2017, 04:29 PM
drabfour
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN: Isn’t Chipotle from New York City or something?
New York City?! Get a rope!
October 08, 2017, 04:30 PM
JALLEN
quote:
Originally posted by drabfour:
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN: Isn’t Chipotle from New York City or something?
New York City?! Get a rope!
Is it like a Taco Bell for yuppies?
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
October 08, 2017, 04:36 PM
WaterburyBob
The "non-Texans" in that are funny.
It's always amazing to me that what most people think is SPICY HOT is barely hot at all to me. I think the majority of people in the north are like that.
As an aside, we used to use Velveeta on our fish hooks for lake trout fishing.
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October 08, 2017, 04:43 PM
reflex/deflex 64
Catsup could pass for Texas Pete in MN.
Manwich in a flour tortilla is a taco, as long as you put sour cream and lettuce in there.
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October 08, 2017, 04:44 PM
46and2
Ha.
October 08, 2017, 04:53 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by drabfour:
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN: Isn’t Chipotle from New York City or something?
New York City?! Get a rope!
I remember my first trip to NYC as an adult. I had been living in Midland, TX, for a year and one of my employer's affiliates needed some help on some really old oil & gas facilities. My hotel was in this restaurant hub where there were 60+ restaurants within walking distance, and most were phenomenal. After a while, I got hungry for Mexican and I had walked past this Mexican cantina dozens of times. I gave it a try since all of the employees looked Mexican. I ordered a beer and they brought out chips & "salsa." I think their recipe was adding canned green chilis to ketchup. I should've left after my beer, but I was an idiot so I had their "food" which made me wish for Taco Bell.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
October 08, 2017, 05:16 PM
Spokane228
Time to bust out the crock pot.
October 08, 2017, 05:21 PM
Lord Vaalic
People still eat at Chipotle? How many have had food poisoning?
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October 08, 2017, 05:28 PM
Mars_Attacks
I've been to Chipotle once and that was a few weeks ago.
I don't get why it is all the rage. Wasn't that good at all.
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October 08, 2017, 05:45 PM
RogueJSK
Here's my go-to version of Velveeta queso. I like it much better than the classic Velveeta and Rotel. It's made in a crockpot/slow cooker, so it's easy to take along with you, and can be kept warm for a long time.
-16 oz. Velveeta Cheese -1 cup milk (or preferably Half & Half if you have it) -½ teaspoon ground cayenne pepper -2 teaspoons paprika -1 teaspoon salt -1 15-oz can no-bean chili -3 teaspoons chili powder -2 teaspoons cumin -juice of 1 or 2 limes (I like mine extra limey, so I use 2)
1. Cut Velveeta cheese into cubes. Add all ingredients to a crockpot/slow cooker. (Putting down one of the slow cooker liner bags first makes cleanup even easier.)
2. Cover and cook on low for 2 hours, or on high for 1 hour.
3. Stir until everything comes together. You can serve now, but for best flavor, continue to cook on low for another 30 minutes to an hour before serving.
October 08, 2017, 05:51 PM
konata88
Can you use a real cheese instead of processed velveeta? Like some version of cheddar?
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October 08, 2017, 05:56 PM
joel9507
Chipotle is decent for what it is.
What it is, though, is not definitive TexMex.
October 08, 2017, 05:56 PM
smschulz
quote:
Originally posted by konata88: Can you use a real cheese instead of processed velveeta? Like some version of cheddar?