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Comic Relief |
Maybe it was a suicide. | |||
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Reported a burglary and didn’t look at the 900 pound safe until the following day? Didn’t notice any “ooze” around a safe “suspended by a floor hack”? A little too carefree If you ask me. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Well, it didn't have any valuables in it so it probably wasn't on his mind to look. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
 I'd like to see this explained.  | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
I bet that left one bitch of a stain in the carpet.  | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
What a shame. Imagine having to clean that mess up. _____________ | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
That safe was the last thing that went through his mind | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
I note they didn't identify the burglar, but I'm sure everybody knew him as "Slim." | |||
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Repressed |
It's always tough when bad decisions come around and land on your head like a ton of bricks. -ShneaSIG Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" | |||
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Member |
He didn't crack the safe, but the safe... | |||
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| Member |
Good outcome, if not messy. | |||
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| Member |
He didn't realize the full weight of his actions until it was too late. | |||
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Baroque Bloke |
“MARION, Ind. (AP) — Authorities in northeastern Indiana have identified a suspected burglar who was apparently crushed to death when a more than 900-pound (408-kilogram) antique safe fell over onto him. The Grant County coroner’s office says autopsy results were pending for 28-year-old Jeremiah A. Disney of Marion…” https://apnews.com/49730196aac04fb9b74433167f1ab213 Serious about crackers | |||
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| Ammoholic |
In a just world, the burglar’s estate would get to pickup the tab for the cleanup. Of course, he didn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out, so that wouldn’t have worked anyway. | |||
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Mensch |
Jeremiah, you just got crushed by a safe. Where are you going? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Maybe "Stinky" too after a day or so. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
There is the problem, he's Disney. Falling safes is Warner Bros Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| Baroque Bloke |
Earl Scruggs might like to have a new partner – Jeremiah Flat. Serious about crackers | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Nice. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Bon Mot! This incident reminds me of a children's book, Flat Stanley. Maybe Jeremiah's brother can inflate him with a bicycle pump. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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