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A criminal broke into a couple’s bedroom and tied them up. He kissed the wife’s ear and then went into the bathroom.

Husband: Satisfy him or he will kill us. Be strong. I love you!

Wife: He didn’t kiss my ear. He said he was gay and needed some Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too!



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Ouch!



I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown
 
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