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A criminal broke into a couple’s bedroom and tied them up. He kissed the wife’s ear and then went into the bathroom. Husband: Satisfy him or he will kill us. Be strong. I love you! Wife: He didn’t kiss my ear. He said he was gay and needed some Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too! When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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Fortified with Sleestak |
Ouch! I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown | |||
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