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Forged in Fire - Battle Ax

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May 02, 2017, 08:57 PM
ulsterman
Forged in Fire - Battle Ax
Watching Forged in Fire episode where they made battle axes.

Our 8 year old grandson asked "What's a battleaxe?"

The Mrs. gently gripped the leg I had surgery on and said "Think about your answer".
May 02, 2017, 09:06 PM
Expat
I trust you gave significant consideration to your reply as you have posted. Big Grin Funny stuff!
May 02, 2017, 09:08 PM
sigmonkey





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May 02, 2017, 09:10 PM
nhtagmember
thats funny Smile



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May 02, 2017, 09:10 PM
ZSMICHAEL
He was asking about a "new battleaxe", so you are good to go. That was funny.
May 02, 2017, 09:13 PM
Shifferbrains
Lol, very good!
May 02, 2017, 09:20 PM
roberth
Oh that is funny!! Big Grin




May 03, 2017, 10:45 AM
ArtieS
Danger Will Robinson!



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
May 03, 2017, 11:47 AM
John Steed
I can vaguely remember these lines from a "Fractured Fairy Tales" segment on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show:

- Go get your battleaxe!
+ Leave my wife out of this!



... stirred anti-clockwise.
May 03, 2017, 12:15 PM
old rugged cross
Better explain a few things to your wife or he might be like so many boys that end up wearing skinny jeans. And that is just for starters. Nothing wrong with battle axes For boys.



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May 03, 2017, 12:19 PM
HRK
your battleaxe sir, will keeeal.

May 03, 2017, 12:33 PM
SIGnified
I enjoy the show, but that idjit is gonna whack off his digits someday ...





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May 03, 2017, 12:37 PM
cjevans
... hahaha.



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May 03, 2017, 01:13 PM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
Better explain a few things to your wife or he might be like so many boys that end up wearing skinny jeans. And that is just for starters. Nothing wrong with battle axes For boys.


1 : a broadax formerly used as a weapon of war
2: a usually older woman who is sharp-tongued, domineering, or combative
May 03, 2017, 01:44 PM
David W
quote:
Originally posted by SIGnified:
I enjoy the show, but that idjit is gonna whack off his digits someday ...


I get quezzy just watching him swing those weapons around.


David W.

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. -Sophocles
May 03, 2017, 04:57 PM
Oat_Action_Man
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
your battleaxe sir, will keeeal.


I was watching the "fan favorites" episode last night and I love when the old Okie says, "that's kill with two Es!" Cracked me up.


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