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Hank Johnson "This is a little sumpin I call..."

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June 20, 2025, 12:35 PM
parabellum
Hank Johnson "This is a little sumpin I call..."
"...Guam's gonna tip over"

Fom his debut album Too Stupid To Breathe

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1936097435895418955


June 20, 2025, 12:49 PM
Bytes
That was hard to watch. That man amazes me at almost every turn.
June 20, 2025, 12:53 PM
blueye
He should be the opening act for the next DNC get together.
June 20, 2025, 12:54 PM
BigSwede
quote:
Fom his debut album Too Stupid To Breathe



Big Grin



June 20, 2025, 12:54 PM
egregore
He should start a band. I'd like to suggest SMWA - Stupid Motherfuckers with Attitude.
June 20, 2025, 12:54 PM
ridewv
I made it to 42 seconds, that was just awful.


No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
June 20, 2025, 01:00 PM
oddball
I haven't laughed this hard in quite awhile.





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June 20, 2025, 01:00 PM
6guns
That WAS awful! I can't tell if he's terribly out of tune or playing chords completely wrong....or both! Big Grin




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June 20, 2025, 01:10 PM
TigerDore
Hank got sick with the TDS. He wrote a little song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes.


June 20, 2025, 01:13 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
He should start a band. I'd like to suggest SMWA - Stupid Motherfuckers with Attitude.

How about The TDS Band. (Isn't that what it says on the picture behind him?)

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June 20, 2025, 01:33 PM
TMats
If I could make a suggestion, Mr. Guam, you might want to learn how to tune a guitar before you subject anyone else to your playing, singing, and…sorry, that doesn’t quite meet the threshold for song writing.


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June 20, 2025, 01:39 PM
rat2306
I made it to 27 seconds, couldn't stand to watch a good Fender Strat tortured like that.
June 20, 2025, 01:50 PM
synthplayer
Yes, yes, Trump is a wanna-be King because he's following the letter of the law when it comes to immigration. That's the best the Damocrats can come up with. Were they always this stupid?



Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst.
June 20, 2025, 01:57 PM
DrDan
quote:
Originally posted by blueye:
He should be the opening act for the next DNC get together.


IDK, the Oregon Legislature is in session....




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June 20, 2025, 02:07 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
He should start a band. I'd like to suggest SMWA - Stupid Motherfuckers with Attitude.


SMFA

Stupid mother fucking assholes.





Nice is overrated

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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
June 20, 2025, 02:09 PM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
If I could make a suggestion, Mr. Guam, you might want to learn how to tune a guitar before you subject anyone else to your playing, singing, and…sorry, that doesn’t quite meet the threshold for song writing.
I don't think it's a bad tuning, I think he's mis-fingering his "chords."

And I have to say that it's a tribute to Fender that a Strat played through a Fender amp (could not make out the model, maybe a FrontMan?) still manages to produce a decent tone even when misplayed by a clumsy no-talent amateur with a tin ear.
June 20, 2025, 02:26 PM
RR
Hahaha he’s living rent free in their heads
June 20, 2025, 02:41 PM
nhtagmember
Made it to the first strum

That was hideous
June 20, 2025, 02:58 PM
GT-40DOC
Made it to 30 sec., but don't know how!!
June 20, 2025, 03:30 PM
BlackTalonJHP
Such a terrible waste of a Fender Stevie Ray Vaughan tribute Stratocaster. This dude turned it into a Fender Strangle-a-cat-ocaster.