Amazon Tells Me What NOT To Buy. Who Knew?

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November 16, 2017, 03:51 AM

V-Tail

Amazon Tells Me What NOT To Buy. Who Knew?

This morning I opened one of the numerous emails that I receive every day from Amazon, and I saw a category that I had never noticed before: Oprah's Favorite Things.

Wow, Amazon, now you're giving me lists of things to avoid. All righty, then.

By the way, is Oprah still around? I thought that she was one of the ones who promised to leave the U.S. if Mr. Trump became our president. Heck, that's one of the many reasons that I voted for him.

November 16, 2017, 05:33 AM

egregore

To the best of my knowledge (I haven't paid much attention), she is not one of those who said she'd leave the country.

November 16, 2017, 05:38 AM

Sunset_Va

^^^
Rich racist.

November 16, 2017, 05:51 AM

billnchristy

I see her ass on magazine covers at the grocery. I think she is made entirely of plastic now.

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November 16, 2017, 06:29 AM

parabellum

It's incredible that this woman who has more money than she can ever possibly spend/invest/throw away, is on TV hawking Goddamned mashed potatoes.

I'd find it pathetic, if it weren't so disgusting.

November 16, 2017, 06:32 AM

swordsmn

Time to buy some Paula Dean mashed potatoes. I have to react in the only way I can........

November 16, 2017, 12:39 PM

muddle_mann

She started her own network and nobody cared...

November 16, 2017, 12:50 PM

Bisleyblackhawk

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
It's incredible that this woman who has more money than she can ever possibly spend/invest/throw away, is on TV hawking Goddamned mashed potatoes.

I'd find it pathetic, if it weren't so disgusting.

She's like Mom on Futurerama

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet

November 16, 2017, 01:32 PM

airsoft guy

quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
It's incredible that this woman who has more money than she can ever possibly spend/invest/throw away, is on TV hawking Goddamned mashed potatoes.

I'd find it pathetic, if it weren't so disgusting.

She's like Mom on Futurerama

Jam a squirrel in it, you bastard!

quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.

November 16, 2017, 01:49 PM

egregore

This is about the only country in the world where she could have achieved her success, but you wouldn't know it listening to her. So whether she actually did or didn't say she'd leave the country is sort of moot.

November 16, 2017, 06:56 PM

Fredward

One of my former co-workers quit a good paying civil service job. When I asked him why, he said, "I got a better gig, you won't believe me so I won't tell you. Start looking at The Enquirer in the checkout lines." A few months later I saw him on the cover with Oprah. His name was Steadman. I never envied him.