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February 03, 2019, 10:14 PM
bigdeal
How to define "utterly absurd" with a pic


I'm a bit at a loss for words... Eek Roll Eyes


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February 03, 2019, 10:16 PM
Balzé Halzé
Poser.


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February 03, 2019, 10:18 PM
darthfuster
Think of the down force!



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February 03, 2019, 10:20 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
Think of the down force!
The wings on Formula 1 cars are smaller than that!

And don't forget to note the standard coffee can exhaust.


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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
February 03, 2019, 10:23 PM
tatortodd
Need to get a peek at the inside to see if they have a nitrous bottle rolling around (i.e. unfastened).



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February 03, 2019, 10:24 PM
Ozarkwoods
I don’t know by looking at the tires on that ride it could be a sleeper! Big Grin


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February 03, 2019, 10:30 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:

And don't forget to note the standard coffee can exhaust.


Oh, the thing that makes these little shitboxes sound like wet farts? Those things?


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February 03, 2019, 10:34 PM
choang3
Not my style at all but it doesn’t bother me. There’s a whole lot of other more important things to occupy my mind.
February 03, 2019, 10:43 PM
cparktd
X Son in Law put one similar on his civic and it dropped his gas milage significantly.

I suggested at the minimum he should flatten it out so it just split the wind and created less downforce and drag. NOPE! Wouldn't look right he said.

One day he had to follow me for 30 -40 miles on the hi-way.
I was doing around 65 in my old Jeep... he had to flatfoot it just to keep up and he overheated that little Honda fighting the drag. He had to pull off and let it cool down... Did I wait on him? Nope! See you when you get there, dumb ass.



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February 03, 2019, 10:47 PM
Edmond
Looks like you're on OBT. Big Grin


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February 03, 2019, 10:52 PM
FenderBender
I bet that miata will beat it around a autocross track.


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February 03, 2019, 11:08 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by Edmond:
Looks like you're on OBT. Big Grin
Good catch. Smile Northbound on my way back from the Southland HD.

quote:
Originally posted by FenderBender:
I bet that miata will beat it around a autocross track.
That particular Miata likely couldn't beat my Klein mountain bike around a track. It was popping and snapping big time the entire time I was following him. I expected it to up and die, hence the reason I stayed a lane over. Fast? Not a chance.


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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
February 03, 2019, 11:11 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by choang3:
Not my style at all but it doesn’t bother me. There’s a whole lot of other more important things to occupy my mind.
Lighten up Francis. We're all just having a bit of fun at this nimrod's expense.


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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
February 03, 2019, 11:14 PM
XLT
You guys just don't understand what it's used for.


February 03, 2019, 11:27 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:

And don't forget to note the standard coffee can exhaust.


Oh, the thing that makes these little shitboxes sound like wet farts? Those things?






You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
February 04, 2019, 12:02 AM
OKCGene
Yesterday I saw a 2007-ish Toyota Camry 4 cylinder with one of those spoiler things on the trunk lid, a hood scoop, aftermarket chrome wheels and tires, and add on chrome doohickey trim things attached to the front fenders and front door panels.

Absolutely absurd.

I have pics but can't figure out how to post them.
February 04, 2019, 12:58 AM
nighthawk
At least it wasn’t on a Prius.


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February 04, 2019, 04:45 AM
shiftyvtec
The fleshlight exhaust. Hilarious. Lol.
February 04, 2019, 05:00 AM
choang3
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
quote:
Originally posted by choang3:
Not my style at all but it doesn’t bother me. There’s a whole lot of other more important things to occupy my mind.
Lighten up Francis. We're all just having a bit of fun at this nimrod's expense.


It doesn’t bother me so I need to “lighten up Francis”? I’m definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed but I don’t follow your logic. Spending time worrying about a needless car accessory is a bit wasteful, especially if it isn’t your car nor your money. Seems like I’m not the one who needs to “lighten up Francis”...
February 04, 2019, 05:22 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by choang3:
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
quote:
Originally posted by choang3:
Not my style at all but it doesn’t bother me. There’s a whole lot of other more important things to occupy my mind.
Lighten up Francis. We're all just having a bit of fun at this nimrod's expense.

It doesn’t bother me so I need to “lighten up Francis”? I’m definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed but I don’t follow your logic. Spending time worrying about a needless car accessory is a bit wasteful, especially if it isn’t your car nor your money. Seems like I’m not the one who needs to “lighten up Francis”...


Well bless your heart!




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