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Originally posted by DrDan:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I disagree! Been a long time since I had such a out loud guffaw!

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Originally posted by DrDan:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

If we had to pick a winner this could be the one.

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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
It's Russia. Perhaps he was drafted to go to the Ukraine front, and said "Hey Putin, hold my vodka"

So he was dead anyway, but now his family misses out on the generous government compensation of a sack of onions and some Cheetos.

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Originally posted by ScreamingCockatoo:

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Originally posted by 12131:
Surprised his body is still intact.

It's not... it's marmalade.

That is what I was thinking. He is wearing good gear, but it can only do so much. In this case, it kept his mushed body inside all his leather.

Back around 1975 when I was still driving a taxi I watched some kid doing a wheelie to impress a couple of Coeds and when the wheel came down he drove straight in the rear of 1960's Dodge with a rear window that was straight up and down. His neck hit the top edge of the roof and the head came off and the body hit the dashboard dead center in the car still pumping blood. It took about 15 minutes before they got the woman driving the car out of it due to her hysterics. I will NEVER forget that woman screaming, it seemed endless. These accidents are NOT victimless. BTW, I did key up my mic and told distpatch about it so the Police were on scene in about 2 minutes, the ambulance took a bit longer.