I love the comments.

Proves that ghetto behavior can have an accent and a cocktail dress.

I think Mr "I am French" must have had amorous plans with Ms slappy and he wasn't giving up on those plans if he had to execute them in jail. They certainly verified the reasoning behind why the police were called.

In the mind of an arrogant drunk, they probably think they'd have talked their way out of save for the language barrier.

FAFO

But she's nice!

The police were called again later as the previously abused wait staff overcelebrated the arrogant a-holes arrests.

When you have the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

Know when to SHUT UP!!!

I was at the Guinness Brewery/Experience in Dublin in 2012 and standing in line for food there when this French chick tries to walk up to the front of the line and butt in, line is like 15 people deep.

I'm in back of the person she tried to butt in on so I say in my very loudest kinda drill sergeant voice: "LADY, DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STANDING IN LINE FOR THE FUN OF IT? GET YOUR ASS TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!"

She tried to act like she didn't understand me or comprehend the concept of a line where you wait your turn but after I stared her down for a couple more seconds and her muttering in French and English, she slinked away.

You got to jail

You go to jail and you go to jail

Errybody go to jail

Drunk assholes are drunk assholes, regardless of income level or nationality. I wonder how French drunk tanks stack up against the ones in Florida?

Alcohol. When they sober up, they’ll be completely different people.

Thread title made me think of the horny German couple in Super Troopers. "Now zings are getting kinky, no?"

I’m only halfway through, at the point the one deputy said she is going to Baker Act the woman that said she was going to kill herself, but I’ve seen enough to use my blindingly brilliant 20-20 hindsight and say the deputies let this drag out way too long. Telling the guy 50 times you are going to arrest him for obstruction seems like at least 45 time too many. It started when the deputies said they would arrest the people for trespass if they didn’t go back to their rooms and didn’t follow through with that.

I understand it’s Collier County, the deputies are doing their best to be polite (like the Beverly Hills Police in the movie Beverly Hills Cop), and they’d just like for the people to go back to their rooms, but these people just aren’t complying right off the bat.

Not a job I could do. God has not blessed me with that talent or ability and I’m thankful that others have been so blessed.

Wonder how you say “I can’t breathe” in French?

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Originally posted by Green Highlander:
Wonder how you say “I can’t breathe” in French?

It sounds like, ‘I am French. I need my glasses’.

They're lucky it was Collier County, not Polk County. Grady Judd would have had a field day with his press briefing with these folks.

That’s true.

On a side note, since it was Collier County and not Naples, I have to wonder who ships the entire family over from France for a wedding at a hotel in Collier County? France doesn’t have any nice places to get married? Even in the USA, Collier County doesn’t strike me as a wedding destination.

I heard “I’m French” multiple times from the guy. So what? You are a guest in our country. You obey the laws. Period. Same as when us Americans go overseas. We have to obey their laws. Or do not go. Glad to see them being handcuffed.

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Good grief - drunk people... from any country!

10 shots of Absinthe and Jean Paul parrots "I am French!" incessantly until Bastille Day. Happens every time.