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Ben & Jerry's steps on their tiny little dick
July 08, 2023, 06:20 PM
vthokyBen & Jerry's steps on their tiny little dick
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Originally posted by Sig2340:
shitting angry kittens.
I’ve GOT to remember this phrase.

Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America. July 08, 2023, 06:25 PM
Slippery PeteHow satisfying, unlike their garbage hippie crap overpriced ice cream.
July 08, 2023, 07:58 PM
bald1I'll take some Tillamook ice cream for the win!
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July 08, 2023, 08:10 PM
Veeperquote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
Chris doesn't remind me of diversity....
Of course not. The only ones that remind you of it, all the goddamn time, are the lilly white affluent suburbanites that spend all day oozing the bigotry of low expectations for people with any melanin count that happens to be higher than their own.
Dickhead racist commie, more simply put.
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken July 08, 2023, 09:55 PM
ranger312quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
I'll take some Tillamook ice cream for the win!
Just saw this available here in Iowa. Excellent.
July 09, 2023, 03:36 AM
Opus Dei Sudden Job Opening..
July 09, 2023, 07:03 AM
Suppressed"I'm not going to listen to a bunch of liberal Vermont businessmen who think they know everything about this country and haven't studied our history," South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem told "Fox & Friends" on Thursday.
I wish we had a governor like Kristi Noem.
July 09, 2023, 07:05 AM
erj_pilot^^^^^^^
Well...their target employee is some bark-crunching, man-bun wearing, soy-boy, pronoun identifying Leftard to fill that spot. Too much "xxxx"-justice for me...
"Social" Justice.
"Climate" Justice.
Guess that's a sure way of preventing a right-leaning, US Flag loving, Patriotic, Conservative AMERICAN to apply.
Ben & Jerry’s 3-Part Mission:Social mission: We initiate innovative ways to improve the quality of life locally, nationally, and internationally specifically on Climate Justice, Social Justice, Racial Justice, and Economic Justice

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"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 July 09, 2023, 08:55 AM
HRKquote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
So if Unilever bought B&J, whey are they letting the dirty assed commies still speak for them and have progressive values on their website?
It's either incredibly poor corporate governance on Unilever's part, or Unilever is on-board with it for the ESG score.
I read somewhere that the sale agreement with UL and B&J stated that they could continue to say whatever they wanted in regards to social messaging.
Inevitable, these guys think the cause is now helped by pushing harder on the leftists ideals and it's starting to backfire on them.
July 09, 2023, 09:09 AM
trapper189Interesting mission statement and interesting what is first in their mission statement. Makes it easy for me to spend my money elsewhere.
July 09, 2023, 11:25 AM
83v45magnaOf course, Unilever is on board with it. After Bud Light and Target, they know the exact nature of the fire they are playing with. They appear ready to take a stand.
They are figuratively standing atop the gasoline storage tank farm at the end of the movie
White Heat.
Top of the world, Ma!Let 'em have that huge explosion as that burning tank farm goes up and burns all their shit to the ground. Like the Fourth of July.
We'll need more popcorn for this.
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. -Ecclesiastes 9:11
...But the king shall rejoice in God; every one that sweareth by Him shall glory, but the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped. - Psalm 63:11 [excerpted] July 09, 2023, 11:41 AM
parabellumThe shame of it is that Ben & Jerry's does make an excellent product, though I haven't had it for years. Just like Häagen-Dazs (they can stick whatever fancy-sounding made-up name they want on their product, but it's American ice cream), B&J's has gotten too big for their britches, price-wise. I simply refuse to pay those kinds of prices for ice cream.
July 09, 2023, 11:56 AM
stoic-onequote:
Originally posted by HRK:
I read somewhere that the sale agreement with UL and B&J stated that they could continue to say whatever they wanted in regards to social messaging.
Inevitable, these guys think the cause is now helped by pushing harder on the leftists ideals and it's starting to backfire on them.
Sure, we'll buy your company and you can keep saying whatever you want.
Hey, why is a company valuation dropping?... Quite the head scratcher.
July 09, 2023, 12:34 PM
RB211Hmmm. If they wish to go back that far in history to make things "right", there was no ice cream back then. Maybe they should just close up shop and fuck off permanently. Though I don't eat ice cream that often, there are much better choices out there that I don't over pay for when I do get the urge...
July 09, 2023, 12:57 PM
parabellumIce cream is much like pizza- even the marginal stuff is still pretty good.
There are some very fine widely-available ice creams that aren't priced like caviar- the aforementioned Tillamook is great. Breyers, Mayfield, Edy's, the unfortunately named Turkey Hill. Lots of good choices.
July 09, 2023, 01:44 PM
muzzleloaderLiberals to a tee. Tell us what everyone else can do with their money
"The days are stacked against what we think we are." Jim Harrison
July 09, 2023, 03:25 PM
DzozerIts not available everywhere, but Blue Bell is very good ice cream - on par with B&J and HD. But a lot cheaper.
'veritas non verba magistri' July 09, 2023, 04:05 PM
229DAKMake your own ice cream.
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July 09, 2023, 04:06 PM
CooksterFB&J’s!
If you are traveling thru or near Barto, PA be sure to get some ice cream at
Longacre’s Dairy or
Premise Maid between Allentown and Kutztown.
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July 09, 2023, 04:06 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Ice cream is much like pizza- even the marginal stuff is still pretty good.
There are some very fine widely-available ice creams that aren't priced like caviar
The best store-bought ice cream that I have found is the Publix Premium brand. The half-gallon carton is still a full 64 ounces, not down-sized like many (most?) other brands. $6.89 at Publix stores in Central Florida, but frequently on sale for five bucks. The maple walnut is outstanding and the chocolate trinity is intense -- almost flavor overload.
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