Political Cynic
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| | | Posts: 54593 | Location: Tucson Arizona | Registered: January 16, 2002 |
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I'll use the Red Key
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| We only need one pin Rodney.
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
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Rule #1: Use enough gun
| "I told a cab driver I wanted some action. He took me to my house. "I told my wife we should talk more during sex. Last week she called me from a hotel." "My daughter's no prize either. She was voted most likely to conceive."
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
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| | | Posts: 14826 | Location: Birmingham, Alabama | Registered: February 25, 2009 |
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I started with nothing,
and still have most of it
| "My wife's reduced me down to having sex only two times a month. But I don't feel too bad, I know three other guys she cut out completely."
"While not every Democrat is a horse thief, every horse thief is a Democrat." HORACE GREELEY
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| The bartender asked me what I want. I said, “Surprise me.” So he showed me naked pictures of my wife. |
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The Unmanned Writer
| You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
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| | | Posts: 14520 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008 |
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