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Four wheel or all-wheel drive means you get stuck farther from the road. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck | |||
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Wait, what? |
What's "airing down"? “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Comic Relief |
I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Siri, what is starboard? | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Siri says: "decrease inflation pressure" - Ask Siri: "Pressure deflation app" | |||
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note to self: a 9,000 pound winch w/o an anchor point is just ballast Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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| Banned |
Reminds me of an afternoon I spent in Maine once watching a drunk teenager trying to extract daddy's brand new Silverado after driving illegally on the beach as the tide came in. He was not successful. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
"Just follow the GPS" she said... "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
"Mom, I'm taking the Subaru." "Don't be late." | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
Beaches around St Augustine are sugar sand, you can get stuck in about anything if you try hard enough | |||
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Truth Wins |
I can't caption this. But it reminds me of a time that I was following a Honda station wagon AWD onto Oregon Inlet beach. No sooner did his wheels leave the pavement and onto sand than he sunk in up to his bottom. At least we didn't have to pull him far to get him out. _____________ "I enter a swamp as a sacred place—a sanctum sanctorum. There is the strength—the marrow of Nature." - Henry David Thoreau | |||
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| Banned |
"We can walk out of here with those free Birkenstocks we got when we bought this thing." | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
"Hello...is this Liberty Mutual...I've got an idea for a new commercial that will be stupider than your others". ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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