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I will do penance tomorrow. I will eat bacon...

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November 03, 2019, 09:52 PM
Hamden106
I will do penance tomorrow. I will eat bacon...
For I have today eaten tofu. I did not mean to. I did not know the ingredients included tofu until after.



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November 03, 2019, 09:59 PM
arcwelder
Tofu has no form or taste by itself, aside from eating agar. So, you can be forgiven.

The real issue with Tofu is that if you consume soy in high enough quantities, it will fuck with you because it mimics estrogen.


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November 03, 2019, 11:37 PM
smithnsig
And everything is made from soy oil.


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November 03, 2019, 11:43 PM
arcwelder
quote:
Originally posted by smithnsig:
And everything is made from soy oil.


Huh? Soybean oil is in many things, but not like Corn Syrup. Neither is good.


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November 03, 2019, 11:53 PM
slosig
Eating bacon is doing penance? Da fuq?

Eating bacon is life at its best.

Bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, ribeye for dinner (bacon-wrapped of course). Now that is living! Wink
November 03, 2019, 11:58 PM
arcwelder
Maybe Penance is her nickname.


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November 04, 2019, 12:31 AM
slosig
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Maybe Penance is her nickname.

I like the way you think. Big Grin
November 04, 2019, 01:34 AM
Hamden106
It was organic too. I better get some of that Shaq Oneal stuff.

I meant Frank Thomas.

Dam. They say the memory is the second thing to go....



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November 04, 2019, 04:37 AM
Patriot
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder76:
The real issue with Tofu is that if you consume soy in high enough quantities, it will fuck with you because it mimics estrogen.


So that explains all the skinny jean wearing limp fucks that call themselves men...

Big Grin


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November 04, 2019, 11:18 AM
gw3971
quote:
Originally posted by Hamden106:
For I have today eaten tofu. I did not mean to. I did not know the ingredients included tofu until after.


Go forth my son and eat bacon. An entire package should do it. Soy mimics estrogen. Bacon is testosterone. You should eat it by itself. If you must then with toasted bread, lettuce and tomato.
November 04, 2019, 11:51 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by gw3971:

with toasted bread, lettuce and tomato.
That was my breakfast today, hold the lettuce, add some Duke's Mayonnaise.



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November 04, 2019, 12:55 PM
slabsides45
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Maybe Penance is her nickname.


Kinda like saying you're giving all your money to Charity. She comes on stage at 7....


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