January 23, 2018, 06:14 PM
9mmnutGov Job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
January 23, 2018, 07:30 PM
ARmanOK....I LoLed..... does that make me bad? LoL....
ARman
January 23, 2018, 08:11 PM
Oz_Shadow
January 23, 2018, 08:42 PM
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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:
I lol'd
January 23, 2018, 09:38 PM
Rey HRHThe punchline is way down. I was skipping over it because I thought it was a signature line.
January 24, 2018, 07:26 AM
ACTEGGood one... Not true though. Coffee and ball scratching is usually one hour not two.
January 24, 2018, 10:16 AM
M-11Damn...I've been doing it wrong all these years!