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Set out once to become the world's greatest procrastinator, but never got around to it |
He's been dead for almost 10 years and his commercials, airing routinely today, say words to the effect "I wish I could tell you how good (enter some sausage or similar product) are." But you can't because you're dead. It's like having Lee Iacocca do Mustang commercials today. Me or is this just bizarre? ___________________________________________ The annual soothsayers and fortunetellers conference has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances. | ||
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Oriental Redneck |
It's just you.  Q | |||
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THE SIGGUY |
IMO, its just you. He has a great voice to me. No other thoughts. What if it were Frank Sinatra speaking of a Whiskey, or Dean Martin. My .02. sigguy( the 1st). -------------------------------------------------------2/28/2015 ~ Rest in peace Dad. Lt Commander E.G.E. USN Love you. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
dead meat hawking dead meat. Seems appropiate. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
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| Avoiding slam fires  |
I think its weird they sell the breakfast boll as a meal,its really a snack. | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to STFU |
I used to watch his TV show when I was a kid. He looks and sounds the same. Amazing what modern medicine can do these days. Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom | |||
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I just had two pure pork Jimmy Dean sausage patties and eggs for breakfast. Whenever I cook that sausage I can hear him talking from commercials running the year I graduated High School. Also "Big Bad John" pops into my head from time to time. CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Whenever I see/hear/read Jimmy Dean sausage I think of this (listen all the way to the end): Link to original video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Every time I hear one of those, my substitute for the opening line is: Hi, I'm Jimmy Dean and I'm dead. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
It is slightly weird, but I am not creeped out. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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RBG has been dead for 3 years and that hasn’t stopped her. Why can’t Jimmy sell some sausage? | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
It seemed a little weird at first, but not creepy. One could say they are a tribute. | |||
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I'm with you, he was crazy popular out in my neck of the woods when I was young. Matter of fact, my Mom would tell us kids to shut up when his songs came on the radio. She liked him and Burl Ives too, haha ETA, oh she liked Liitle Jimmy Dickens as well. May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, LOL | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
I've never given it a thought. (I'm not sure I knew he was dead.) I like his sausage. I wish our local markets had his plain sausage biscuits in their freezers--they only have the ones with cheese and/or eggs in the large size and I don't eat cheese.) flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
The Jimmy Dean ones don't but I recall this one did, big time. It was like a reanimated corpse!  | |||
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Casuistic Thinker and Daoist |
I've found the Breakfast Bowl is perfect as a pre-match breakfast. Enough energy to make it to lunch but not so much as to slow you down No, Daoism isn't a religion | |||
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| Casuistic Thinker and Daoist |
Orville was creepy when he was alive No, Daoism isn't a religion | |||
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| Banned |
Well it's Jimmy Dean talking about Jimmy Dean products. I don't have a problem with it. | |||
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